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44INAROW
01-18-2006, 11:55 AM
The following is a college entrance exam for a certain poster but I won't mention any names because that might be against the Downlow rules :) (all in fun, don't anyone take offense)

Time Limit: 3 Days.

Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) lead an army or
____ (c) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish

5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) NORTHerners

9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)
_______________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Wall Mart
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in Capital Letters.

16. Where is the basement in a four story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) Minnnesota
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin

18. More advanced math. If you have three pears, how many pears do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.

DaHop72
01-18-2006, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
The following is a college entrance exam for a certain poster but I won't mention any names because that might be against the Downlow rules :) (all in fun, don't anyone take offense)

Time Limit: 3 Days.

Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) lead an army or
____ (c) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish

5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) NORTHerners

9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)
_______________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Wall Mart
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in Capital Letters.

16. Where is the basement in a four story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) Minnnesota
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin

18. More advanced math. If you have three pears, how many pears do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

zeus63
01-18-2006, 12:09 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap:

mrescape43
01-18-2006, 12:20 PM
Boomer Sooner! :thinking: :thinking: :clap: :clap:

lepfan
01-18-2006, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
a certain poster but I won't mention any names Just as long as it is in fun and aimed at "THAT poster" and the entire fan base from "THAT university" is not jusdged by "THAT poster"...... (ahem!!!!! >>>>mrescape43)
:)

mrescape43
01-18-2006, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by lepfan
Just as long as it is in fun and aimed at "THAT poster" and the entire fan base from "THAT university" is not jusdged by "THAT poster"...... (ahem!!!!! >>>>mrescape43)
:)

I was taking a jab at that 1 poster. Should have cleared that up. My bad.

Bullaholic
01-18-2006, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by lepfan
Just as long as it is in fun and aimed at "THAT poster" and the entire fan base from "THAT university" is not jusdged by "THAT poster"...... (ahem!!!!! >>>>mrescape43)
:)

Yes--no doubt that 44INARow's "jab" was directed CHIEFly at 1 poster. :D

DaHop72
01-18-2006, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Yes--no doubt that 44INARow's "jab" was directed CHIEFly at 1 poster. :D :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

44INAROW
01-18-2006, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Yes--no doubt that 44INARow's "jab" was directed CHIEFly at 1 poster. :D

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evillaugh :evillaugh

lepfan
01-18-2006, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by mrescape43
I was taking a jab at that 1 poster. Should have cleared that up. My bad. No problem ;)....I just don't want to be stereotyped...it is hard enough to be an okie on this board :) ;) :D

Bearkat
01-18-2006, 01:23 PM
I wish that would have been my entrance exam. I could have been a student athlete.

Gobbla2001
01-18-2006, 01:29 PM
Damn, they're only giving him three days? good luck with that...

You can spend all of the time you want on an application to McDonald's or any other job not requiring a college education... they may be the better path for him until he get those questions down...

MARLINDOGS
01-18-2006, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Damn, they're only giving him three days? good luck with that...

You can spend all of the time you want on an application to McDonald's or any other job not requiring a college education... they may be the better path for him until he get those questions down... :D :D :clap: :clap: :clap: