Blonde jokes

[LH Panther Mom]

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't they're born that way!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!

Q : How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A : There is white-out all over the computer screen!

Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
A: They don't know the route!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone!

Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

[LH Panther Mom]

Blonde cooking:

MONDAY:It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY:Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY:A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY:Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY:I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY:Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY:Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger,much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.

[pirate44]

isnt it an unstated rule that you cant make fun of a particular group in society without being a member of said group?! ;)

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by pirate44
isnt it an unstated rule that you cant make fun of a particular group in society without being a member of said group?! ;)
:p Well, the gray hairs on my head are close to blonde. ;)

[pirate44]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
:p Well, the gray hairs on my head are close to blonde. ;)
in that case...funny jokes :thumbsup: :D

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
:p Well, the gray hairs on my head are close to blonde. ;)

:D :D I resemble that remark :)

[MARLINDOGS]

ROFLMAO!:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Leopards,class of 75]

Good ones!!!!

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't they're born that way!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!

Q : How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A : There is white-out all over the computer screen!

Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
A: They don't know the route!

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone!

Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

is it bad that i dont understand like 4 of these...? :confused:

[Gobbla2001]

A blind guy walks into a women's only bar and sits down at the bar...

He asks the bartender to get him a drink, then asks everyone "Do you want to hear a blonde joke"...

The bar got quiet, the lady sitting just to the right of him says "Sir, the bartender is a blonde lady, the bouncer is a huge blonde lady, the lady to your left is a blonde lady and a body builder and I am a blonde lady and have a black-belt in Karate, are you sure you wanna tell the joke?"

The man sits there for a few seconds in deep thought and finally says:

"No, you're right, I don't want to have to tell it 4 times..."

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by MHSvarsity2007
is it bad that i dont understand like 4 of these...? :confused:
Maybe:nerd: :nerd:

[Old Tiger]

Funny stuff...

[MHSvarsity2007]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Maybe:nerd: :nerd:

haha. :thinking:

[SnyTigBaseB07]

:D :D

I told some of those earlier today, i got some laughs, then i got the usual

"blondes are stupid speech":rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[PPHSfan]

Q: What is the difference between a blonde woman and a blonde man?












A: A blonde woman has a higher sperm count.