HighSchool Fan
01-18-2006, 10:51 AM
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins? "
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies,
"I just can't believe you got laid twice!"
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins? "
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies,
"I just can't believe you got laid twice!"