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HighSchool Fan
01-18-2006, 10:51 AM
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins? "

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies,

"I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

44INAROW
01-18-2006, 10:54 AM
:doh: :doh:

:D :D :D

STANG RED
01-18-2006, 11:18 AM
Now thats a great one! I had never heard that one before.
Again, Chief wont like it! Its too funny.
Perhaps you should make it a female coach or something, so it will be sports related, so he wont get so bent out of shape.

Bearkat
01-18-2006, 01:46 PM
Pure Greatness!!:thumbsup:

MARLINDOGS
01-18-2006, 03:07 PM
I wonder if he made it out of his shop alive.:thinking:

District303aPastPlayer
01-18-2006, 03:10 PM
thats horribly hilarious