44INAROW
01-18-2006, 10:08 AM
enjoy :D
A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a
rooster that he would sell.
The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named
Ralph. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Ralph the rooster costs $3,000.00, a lot of money, but the
farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Ralph.
The farmer takes Ralph home and sets him down in the barnyard,
but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself
now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me
a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take
your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Ralph seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen
house and Ralph takes off like a shot.
WHAM! Ralph nails every hen in the hen house - three or four
times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and,
sure enough, Ralph is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Ralph after a flock of geese down by the
lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees
Ralph out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster
won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and
wakes up the next morning to find Ralph on his back out in the middle of
the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up
in the air.
Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and
expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Ralph, I told you to pace
yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done
to yourself."
Ralph opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
and says,"Shhhh! They're getting closer."
A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a
rooster that he would sell.
The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named
Ralph. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Ralph the rooster costs $3,000.00, a lot of money, but the
farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Ralph.
The farmer takes Ralph home and sets him down in the barnyard,
but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself
now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me
a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take
your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Ralph seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen
house and Ralph takes off like a shot.
WHAM! Ralph nails every hen in the hen house - three or four
times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and,
sure enough, Ralph is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Ralph after a flock of geese down by the
lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees
Ralph out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster
won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and
wakes up the next morning to find Ralph on his back out in the middle of
the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up
in the air.
Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and
expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Ralph, I told you to pace
yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done
to yourself."
Ralph opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky
and says,"Shhhh! They're getting closer."