Country Music Song Titles (Favorites)

[PPHSfan]

"I can't get over her, while she's under him"

List your favorites.

[Bullaholic]

"She Broke My Heart at Walgreen's and I Cried All the Way To Sears"

"Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts of Life"

[SintonFan]

"There's a tear in my beer" by Chief ohera

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Originally posted by SintonFan
"There's a tear in my beer" by Chief ohera


Ah hahahaha isnt that kinda a low blow though....funny but dang.

[SintonFan]

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight? "
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Are we having a David Allan Cole fest tonight?:D

[SintonFan]

"You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off"

[GreenMonster]

"If You've Seen My Milk Cow."

[SintonFan]

"I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna be a Diamond Someday)"

[GreenMonster]

"Screw You, We're From Texas!"

[SintonFan]

"If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will"

[GreenMonster]

"Earl Has To Die"

[SintonFan]

"I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home."

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by SintonFan

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Are we having a David Allan Cole fest tonight?:D

One of my personal all-time favorite DAC song title's " I Was In To Whips And Things She Was In To Pain" :D It's legit.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
One of my personal all-time favorite DAC song title's " I Was In To Whips And Things She Was In To Pain" :D It's legit.
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I would never put that past DAC. :D
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"I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon."

[GreenMonster]

"The Queen of My Double Wide Trailer"

[SintonFan]

"I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here."

[SintonFan]

"She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer"

[SintonFan]

"Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)"

[GreenMonster]

"At 2 I Went Home With A 10, At 10 I Woke Up With A 2"

[GreenMonster]

"Rhinestone Cowboy" I always thought Glenn Campbell was one of them Brokeback Mountain type of guys after this hit.

[turbostud]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
"Rhinestone Cowboy" I always thought Glenn Campbell was one of them Brokeback Mountain type of guys after this hit.

Have you ever seen David Allen Coe in concert? He is the king of rhinestones.

[hata_hurta06]

yea
yea

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
"She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer"

Pure Genius

[RiverRatDad]

I'd have wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell yeech - Geezinslaws

[STANG RED]

"Why dont we get drunk and screw".
I cant remember who sang it, but we would all sing it as loud as we could when it was played.

"Oh lord its hard to be humble" - was it Mac Davis?

[Maroon87]

"Janie Baker's Love Slave" by Shenandoah.

[pirate44]

Originally posted by STANG RED
"Why dont we get drunk and screw".
I cant remember who sang it,
jimmy buffet

[Highschoolfan78]

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

[neck_06]

"i swear to drunk i'm not God"

[PPHSfan]

"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye."

[PPHSfan]

"How come my dog don't bark when you come around?"

[PPHSfan]

And one more that I hope does not get me in trouble.

"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine":eek:

[Bull's-eye]

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me"

[griff]

All you have to do is listen to David Allen Coe's "You Never Call Me By My Name" to learn what the "perfect" country & western song is all about.

[SWMustang]

Those were good. I need the artist to go along with the song. The song "I hate every bone in your body" who was that?

[Buccaneer]

Can't We All Get A Long Neck

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Pure Genius
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That's gotta be one the best titles I've ever heard of. Leaves me in stitches at just the thought.

[SintonFan]

"Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone "

[SintonFan]

"Feelin' Single and Drinkin' Doubles"
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"Feelin' Single and Seein' Double "
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Both greats...

[SintonFan]

"I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better"

[SintonFan]

"I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing "

[MARLINDOGS]

Originally posted by SintonFan
"I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing " :eek: :eek: