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01-12-2006, 09:05 PM
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Not to be outdone by Maurice Clarett after his recent arrest for robbing two people at gunpoint outside a Columbus bar, former Virginia Tech QB Marcus Vick was charged Monday with three counts of brandishing a firearm after pulling a gun on three teenagers during an altercation in a McDonald's parking lot
) -- After flushing their NFL careers down the toilet in the wake of their recent arrests -- along with potential endorsement deals worth millions for Nike, Gatorade and other mainstream companies -- the M Zone has learned that disgraced former Tosu tailback Maurice Clarett and now equally disgraced former V-Tech QB Marcus Vick have been signed to sell a product better showcasing their off-the-field talents.
The new "Maurice Clarett/Marcus Vick Shut The F Up And Get On The Ground Before I Pop Yo' Ass" TV remote is expected in stores soon.
When asked when that would be, company spokesman Lawerence Phillips had no comment and told us to, "Shut up, b-----!" saying if we asked him any more questions, he'd stuff our head in a mailbox.
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Not to be outdone by Maurice Clarett after his recent arrest for robbing two people at gunpoint outside a Columbus bar, former Virginia Tech QB Marcus Vick was charged Monday with three counts of brandishing a firearm after pulling a gun on three teenagers during an altercation in a McDonald's parking lot
) -- After flushing their NFL careers down the toilet in the wake of their recent arrests -- along with potential endorsement deals worth millions for Nike, Gatorade and other mainstream companies -- the M Zone has learned that disgraced former Tosu tailback Maurice Clarett and now equally disgraced former V-Tech QB Marcus Vick have been signed to sell a product better showcasing their off-the-field talents.
The new "Maurice Clarett/Marcus Vick Shut The F Up And Get On The Ground Before I Pop Yo' Ass" TV remote is expected in stores soon.
When asked when that would be, company spokesman Lawerence Phillips had no comment and told us to, "Shut up, b-----!" saying if we asked him any more questions, he'd stuff our head in a mailbox.
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