Gobbla2001
01-12-2006, 01:22 PM
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men
and women differ so much. And I never have figured out
the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured
out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and
I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to
heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What
was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch
with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded
to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen
that night, I
went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the
day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to
a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes
to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry
department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a
shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw
her for a loop when I
said, "That's fine, honey. "She was almost nearing
sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I
could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No
honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went
completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had
this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not
for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
and women differ so much. And I never have figured out
the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured
out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and
I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to
heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What
was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch
with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded
to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen
that night, I
went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the
day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to
a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take so I
told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes
to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry
department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She
must have thought I was one wave short of a
shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw
her for a loop when I
said, "That's fine, honey. "She was almost nearing
sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I
could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No
honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went
completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had
this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not
for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.