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Gobbla2001
01-07-2006, 01:56 AM
This is the information I gathered from the Rose Bowl Coverage, from the end of the regular season, through the bowls and up until now:

USC: Matt Leinart is a great QB, he can throw on the run, but is also a very good pocket passer, does not make crazy decisions, very patient and accurate... doesn't have as much arm strength as some, but 34 straight is all you need to know...

UT: Vince Young influenced Mack Brown so much that Macky put 50-Cent on his Ipod...

USC: Reggie Bush won the Heisman Trophy... This kid had 2,600 yards... Simply amazing... He can take a hand-off and dazzle his way into the endzone... He can find any spot on the field, haul in a pass and take it past the goal line... He can take a kick-off and run it to the house, as well as punts... if not the house, he's on the 'welcome mat'...

UT: Mack Brown, influenced by QB Vince Young, put 50-Cent on his Ipod...

USC: White faked a suicide on Halloween night shortly after showering... he used Dove soap and has rushed for over 1,000 yards... His grandmother was on her death bed as White got started at USC, his grandmother recovered and enjoys watching her grandson play the game of football... he is a stud, it's not just Leinart and Bush, throw in White...

UT: Vince Young dances in the locker room, which encouraged Mack Brown to download 50-Cent for his Ipod...

USC: Pete Carroll is a great coach... A student at USC was so inspired by the man that he made T-Shirts saying "Three-PETE"... "3-peat" happens to be a term trademarked/copyrighted/whatever by that one feller who coaches the Miami Heat (his name slips my mind right now, he slicks back his hair, dangit, I know his name all of the time, WHAT IS IT)... Instead of forking over the big cash to use the "3-Peat" slogan, they decided not to sell the "Three-PETE" shirt...

UT: The players dance in the locker-room to rap music like 50-Cent, an artist that University of Texas coach Mack Brown has on his Ipod

USC: This is the best team to ever step on any college football field... They have won 34 straight games and 2 straight national championships... They'd beat ANY Nebraska team, Miami team, past USC teams, Notre Dame teams, you name it...

UT: Vince Young is a great QB and has head coach Mack Brown listening to 50-Cent...

USC: USC lost the game...

UT: Vince Young is amazing, if he can make his old-school coach listen to 50-Cent, you'd think he could run the ball too, right? Heck, looking at his passing numbers (highest in the nation), you sure as hell know he CAN'T pass worth a crap, but he can sure make Mack Brown put 50-Cent on his Ipod...

UT: Mack Brown is listening to 50-Cent now...

UT: Players dance in the locker room to get loose, Coach Brown listens to 50-Cent...

What an educational Rose-Bowl this was...

Gobbla2001
01-07-2006, 02:06 AM
Oops, forgot two things:

USC: They used two different players to act as Vince Young in preparing for him... One to act as Vince running... The other to act as Vince passing...

UT: Mack Brown is listening to 50-cent these days....

KTJ
01-07-2006, 05:12 AM
Genius.

Pure genius.

piratebg
01-07-2006, 08:57 AM
Thank God for 50 Cent

District303aPastPlayer
01-07-2006, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by piratebg
Thank God for 50 Cent

Amen

injuredinmelee
01-07-2006, 12:25 PM
and brady Quinns sister was not at the game