District303aPastPlayer
01-07-2006, 01:12 AM
A List of Why the Big Guys Make the Best Mates :)
1. We give good hugs.
2. We know where best restaurants are.
3. We won't cheat because there aren't that many girls trying to date us.
4. We aren't shallow because we are the ones with the faults.
5. You will always be known as the pretty one.
6. We make good pillows, squishy and soft.
7. Our schedule is always wide open because we don't have many friends.
8. You don't ever have to feel like you ate alot because we always eat more.
9. If you can't finish your meal we will for you.
10. We always get more than enough food so you won't be hungry.
11. We almost always have chocolate.
12. We are just nicer.
13. We create more body heat so when we cuddle we will keep you warm.
14. You can use our jackets when outside cause our body fat will keep us warm.
15. we're hopelessly romantic
16. good listeners (in most cases)
17. cheerful
18. nobody will ever mess with you cuz they're afraid of me, even though i'm a nice big teddy bear
19. Its all about you and not us.
20. we know how to cook in some cases, and if we don't our mom's do.
21. we know the best dating spots too
22. It is ok if you are uncomfortable with your cup size. We are uncomfortable with ours.
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1. We give good hugs.
2. We know where best restaurants are.
3. We won't cheat because there aren't that many girls trying to date us.
4. We aren't shallow because we are the ones with the faults.
5. You will always be known as the pretty one.
6. We make good pillows, squishy and soft.
7. Our schedule is always wide open because we don't have many friends.
8. You don't ever have to feel like you ate alot because we always eat more.
9. If you can't finish your meal we will for you.
10. We always get more than enough food so you won't be hungry.
11. We almost always have chocolate.
12. We are just nicer.
13. We create more body heat so when we cuddle we will keep you warm.
14. You can use our jackets when outside cause our body fat will keep us warm.
15. we're hopelessly romantic
16. good listeners (in most cases)
17. cheerful
18. nobody will ever mess with you cuz they're afraid of me, even though i'm a nice big teddy bear
19. Its all about you and not us.
20. we know how to cook in some cases, and if we don't our mom's do.
21. we know the best dating spots too
22. It is ok if you are uncomfortable with your cup size. We are uncomfortable with ours.
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