Joke

[HighSchool Fan]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating
>for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
>little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
>
>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts,
>and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she
was
>near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts
>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
>
>One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the
>wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me
>that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome
She
>told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married
>and committed my life to her sister.
>
>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going
>upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up
>and get me."
>
>I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When
>she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the
>stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline
>straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards
>my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
all
>clapping!
>
>With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We
>are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for a
>better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
>And the moral of this story is:














>
>Always keep your condoms in your car!