**breaking News On Usc**

[piratebg]

The entire USC team has tested positive for steroids. TEXAS WINS THE ROSE BOWL BY FORFEITURE!!!! GO HORNS!!!!





















And then I woke up and realized it was just a dream......

[piratebg]

I know it's just wishful thinking, but oh well. That and I have always wanted to start a thread that said "Breaking News".

[piratebg]

So how are doing?

[piratebg]

Oh I'm doing fine, thank you. Nothing like talking to yourself when there is nothing to do.

[piratebg]

Geez, I hope nobody thinks that I'm weird or something like that.

[piratebg]

Nonsense, who would think you were weird?

[44INAROW]

:D :D :D :D

[piratebg]

Connect the dots
LA LA LA LA
Connect the dots

[piratebg]

Filthy little hobbitses....

[piratebg]

Did I remember to unplug the iron this morning?

[piratebg]

Toilet Paper
Paper towels
bread
eggs
milk
tortillas

[piratebg]

CRABS

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by piratebg
CRABS

OMG.. you had me until you brought up the crabs :)

[piratebg]

Who needs a spanking? Whose been a bad boy?

[piratebg]

I thought is was normal for someone to stick their nose in a tale pipe while a car was running.

[piratebg]

MMMMMMMMMM................poptarts and ketchup

[piratebg]

If it is illegal to marry your cousin, than why are there kissing cousins?

[piratebg]

SHEEP

[piratebg]

So how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[piratebg]

Why does it feel like somebodys watchin me..........

[piratebg]

CHINGA DINGA

[Phantom Stang]

My cell phone battery is low.

[piratebg]

BAD MONKEY!!!! BAD MONKEY!!! TAKE YOUR HANDS OF MY BANANA!!!

[piratebg]

Converstations with yourself can actually relieve stress.

[piratebg]

Shut up you moron. You don't know what you are talking about.

[piratebg]

Tis the season to be jolly FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by piratebg
BAD MONKEY!!!! BAD MONKEY!!! TAKE YOUR HANDS OF MY BANANA!!!
Sounds like you need to spank your monkee.:D

[piratebg]

FA LA LA THIS YOU PANSY:mad:

[piratebg]

Watch it Stang......you might make him mad

[piratebg]

WATCH IT?????? YOU THINK I'M CRAZY OR SOMETHING? MAN I AM GONNA MESS YOU UP

[piratebg]

Bring IT...............

[piratebg]

MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! GO AHEAD

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Phantom Stang
Sounds like you need to spank your monkee.:D

Ohhh.....easy now..:eek:

[piratebg]

Can't we all just get along? I mean we share the same body, right?

[piratebg]

All this talk about monkeys makes me want to go hunting for beavers to mount up my wall or somethin.

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by piratebg
Watch it Stang......you might make him mad
Yeah, you have a point.
Monkees can be unpredictable.

[piratebg]

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH.................I'm huntin for beavers. HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU.

[piratebg]

I'm with stupid.

[piratebg]

Does anyone know how to spell skitzofrenick?

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Ohhh.....easy now..:eek:
Sorry RM, it just kinda blurted out. :doh: :devil:

[football4life]

This is weird.....:thinking:

[piratebg]

WE ARE NOT WIERD!!!!

[TexasHSFootball]

Originally posted by football4life
This is weird.....:thinking:
Twilight Zone I assume. but wrong time of day for that show. :confused:

[piratebg]

WE ARE EXSENTRICK

[piratebg]

AHHHHHHHH.........the smell of gasoline :) :mad: :devil: :D :hairpunk:

[TexasHSFootball]

do you two have names?
Abbott and Costello? Dick and Jane? :thinking:

[football4life]

Whatever it is, you are getting a whole lot of posts, and correct me if i'm wrong, but i think this was your intention the entire time.:crazy:

[piratebg]

HOWIE AND HUGH

[piratebg]

Originally posted by football4life
Whatever it is, you are getting a whole lot of posts, and correct me if i'm wrong, but i think this was your intention the entire time.:crazy:


Perhaps. Or maybe it was because the pharmacy was not open today.:thinking:

[Old Tiger]

poor feller...he's done went off the side of the hill...

[piratebg]

yeah.....Barbers Hill

[piratebg]

Shimme comma huraff tidee la chew

[football4life]

I just wonder how many people, like myself, are going to get on here and see this thread title and all the responses and get all excited about some new juicy news, and then be dissappointed by all this.

[piratebg]

Tacka waha jumpa shataka iza pickle

[piratebg]

Originally posted by football4life
I just wonder how many people, like myself, are going to get on here and see this thread title and all the responses and get all excited about some new juicy news, and then be dissappointed by all this.


Relax, young one. Disappointment is a part of life. You must learn to see past the bad and find the good. With age comes wisdom, with wisdom comes knowledge, with knowledge comes......owww.... I went cross-eyed.

[football4life]

Originally posted by piratebg
Relax, young one. Disappointment is a part of life. You must learn to see past the bad and find the good. With age comes wisdom, with wisdom comes knowledge, with knowledge comes......owww.... I went cross-eyed.

are you old, or what?? I hope you aren't at work or anything....

[piratebg]

Take solace in knowing that the more you read on this thread, the more brain cells you kill trying to understand it.

[piratebg]

Where have all the cowboys goooooooooooooone?
YIPEEIIIIIIIIIIIII YIEPEEAAAAAAAA
(hairy arm pits)

[RBARKER]

Originally posted by piratebg
yeah.....Barbers Hill

You rang? :doh:

[piratebg]

Judge me by my size do you?

[piratebg]

Hear you nothing that I say? The cave.....remember your failure in the cave.

[piratebg]

Originally posted by piratebg
Does anyone know how to spell skitzofrenick?


So no one knows huh

[piratebg]

P - I - R- A - T - E - B - G

[piratebg]

Sometimes I feel like a nut
Sometimes I don't

[piratebg]

PORK CHOPS

[piratebg]

You still there?

[piratebg]

Yeah I'm still here. What do you want now?

[piratebg]

I think they know.

[piratebg]

Know what?

[piratebg]

That you are one crazy nut.

[football4life]

I'll bet the 30 second rule is really a factor for you right now, isn't it?

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by TexasHSFootball
do you two have names?
Abbott and Costello? Dick and Jane? :thinking:

Alvin and Theodore maybe :D

[piratebg]

What did you call me?

[piratebg]

HUGH AND HOWIE

[piratebg]

Originally posted by football4life
I'll bet the 30 second rule is really a factor for you right now, isn't it?

A little, but if you divide it between us it is only 15 sec.

[Phantom Stang]

piratebg has made this an "on fire" thread, allmost all by himself!!:eek:

[football4life]

easily by himself....

[piratebg]

and damn proud of it too

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by piratebg
and damn proud of it too
I don't blame you.

[piratebg]

FIRE HAHAHAHAHA:flamingma

[piratebg]

ROAST A BEAVER

[piratebg]

SPANK A SHEEP

[piratebg]

BEAT A MONKEY

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by piratebg
SPANK A SHEEP
I'm gonna tell Mom!!:eek:

[piratebg]

LIFE IS GOOD

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by piratebg
SPANK A SHEEP

and 4 moderators are reading with one eye closed..............:D :D :D :D :D :D

[piratebg]

I'M SORRY. NICE SHEEP. GOOD MONKEY. I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE MY CRAZINESS.

[piratebg]

Forgive me Mods for I have sinned. I have pushed the language rule to its limit. Ranger Mom, I ask for you forgiveness, as I do not wished to be banned or punished for a caffine high.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by piratebg
I'M SORRY. NICE SHEEP. GOOD MONKEY. I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE MY CRAZINESS.

but you sure boosted your post count :)

[piratebg]

DORITOS

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by piratebg
Forgive me Mods for I have sinned. I have pushed the language rule to its limit. Ranger Mom, I ask for you forgiveness, as I do not wished to be banned or punished for a caffine high.

I couldn't find a single rule that you broke...but you sure enough pushed the envelope a couple of times!:D

[Wildcat81]

you must be bored.

[piratebg]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I couldn't find a single rule that you broke...but you sure enough pushed the envelope a couple of times!:D


By the grace of Ranger Mom, I am off the hook. Thank the Mods. Ranger Mom, you certainly are wise beyond your years, and much more beautiful than the brightest rainbow. I LOVE YOU.

[piratebg]

And I love you too.

[piratebg]

You got some brown stuff on your nose there buddy.

[piratebg]

Oh thanks man.

[piratebg]

MUST HAVE AIR!!!!

[piratebg]

SHE BANG SHE BANG

[piratebg]

GT 0
Utah 6

HAMBURGERS

[piratebg]

DAWN AT SOCORORRORORROOORO TONIGHT ON TCM AT 700

[piratebg]

GT 0
Utah 13


If you can't take the heat, don't play with matches

[piratebg]

I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
you like to
MOVE IT

[piratebg]

WHOSE HOUES?
RUNS HOUSE
I SAID WHOSE HOUSE?
RUNS HOUSE

[piratebg]

ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY TATER.

[piratebg]

HAIL TO VEGA

[piratebg]

Stop making all that noise in there. What are you doing anyway?

[piratebg]

I'm milking the cow.

[piratebg]

We don't have a cow.....

[piratebg]

I know that.

[piratebg]

Then what is all that noise???

[piratebg]

It's not a cow. It's our new mechanical bull.

[piratebg]

You put a mechanical bull in the kitchen

[piratebg]

Yup. It gives me something to do while I wait for dinner to come out of the microwave.

[piratebg]

You are pathetic you know that. Whats this? You have to put in 50 cents to ride it everytime?

[piratebg]

Well I haven't figured out how to get around that, so I have been taking quarters from your change jar.

[piratebg]

How I have lived with you for this long has amazed me.

[piratebg]

Me too. Anyways, your out of quarters. I'll be right back.

[piratebg]

Where are you going now?

[piratebg]

To get $20 dollars in quarters.

[piratebg]

I thought you were broke. Where did you get $20 for do I even need to ask?

[piratebg]

HAHA. When I was looking for change I found some money hidden in your sock drawer. See ya in few.....

[piratebg]

WHAT........HEY COME BACK OVER HERE!!!! THIS IS NOT OVER YET!!!

[piratebg]

***COMMERCIAL BREAK****

[piratebg]

DON'T DO DRUGS
DRUGS ARE BAD
MMMKAY

[piratebg]

Well I guess that I am all by myself again. I scared everyone off.

[piratebg]

No I scared everyone off. You just made us look like a couple of girls.

[piratebg]

NACHOS

[piratebg]

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

[piratebg]

GT 7
Utah 20


The chickens are comin home to roost

[piratebg]

For those people who are just coming on the board, this thread really has nothing to do with USC. Just a little FYI.

[piratebg]

For those of you who have read every post up until this point, YOU GUYS ROCK!!!

[piratebg]

FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR
FUZZY WUZZY HAD NO HAIR

[piratebg]

CANDY BAR

[piratebg]

And who says caffine is addictive?

[piratebg]

133 posts
655 views
FIRE ON THE FOLDER
I'M A ONE MAN WRECKING CREW!!!

[piratebg]

AND STILL GOING STRONG. I PITY THE FOOL.

I WANT YOU BALBOA!!!

[piratebg]

KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME

[piratebg]

I'm back...

[piratebg]

You didn't, did you? Oh my Lord you did.

[piratebg]

That's right.....$20 in quarters.

[piratebg]

Why does God punish me like this. Give me $10 so I can go get something to eat.

[football4life]

ok thats enough, i think we can say you've done a fine job of running up your post count, and this thread hasn't been relevant to anything for a long time.

[piratebg]

Uhhhhhhhh no.

[football4life]

ok i tried....

[piratebg]

Originally posted by football4life
ok thats enough, i think we can say you've done a fine job of running up your post count, and this thread hasn't been relevant to anything for a long time.


:foul:

[piratebg]

Well, I guess 10 pages and over 100 posts could be considered a little much. What can I say, it was a slow day on the DL. I let my alter ego take over. It could have happened to anyone. Perhaps I should call it a day.

[piratebg]

I bid everyone here a good day.

[piratebg]

I do too. :D

[piratebg]

Get back inside before you get on their nerves again.

[piratebg]

Oh.....sorry.

[piratebg]

***END TRANSMITION***

THIS HAS BEEN A SPIT PERSONALITY PRODUCTION

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

im speechless, literally speechless :confused:

[piratebg]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
im speechless, literally speechless :confused:


Then my mission was successful.

[District303aPastPlayer]

wow.... i laughed on every page. . . and you know what. its a good thing i wasnt on when he was...because we could have gone on for far longer than this