HighSchool Fan
12-29-2005, 09:25 AM
> A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a problem.
> I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
> "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
> They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.
>
> "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
> male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
> Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage
> with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and
> worship.
>
> "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
> As he ushered her i, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
> their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
> and placed her parrots in with them.
>
> After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
> hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> There was stunned silence.
>
> Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
> exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
>
> I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
> "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
> They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.
>
> "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
> male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
> Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage
> with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and
> worship.
>
> "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
> The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
> As he ushered her i, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
> their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
> and placed her parrots in with them.
>
> After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
> hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> There was stunned silence.
>
> Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
> exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
>