More Chuck Norris stuff....

[Gobbla2001]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (can't remember if this was on the origional thread by handNthedirt or not).

Chuck Norris is so bad, he takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him incase he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.

[GreenMonster]

Chuck Norris is a 2 foot tall kung ** wanna be

[JHS_c/o_06']

how dare you speak of chuck that way.....and here are some reasons why

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.

The sun may rise in the east, but it sets wherever Chuck Norris tells it to. By mere coincidence, Chuck Norris often tells the sun to set in the west.

If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, you would to.

Chuck Norris cloned himself just to see if he could kick his own @$$. The result was the second ice age.

[Wildcat81]

If Bruce Lee was still alive! I wonder what kind of match up that would be.

[JHS_c/o_06']

if that were to happen.....the universe would implode....

[Wildcat81]

Originally posted by JHS_c/o_06'
if that were to happen.....the universe would implode....

It would be fun to watch.

[Gobbla2001]

Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris, so Bruce Lee counted to infinity 3 times before his death...

Bruce Lee actually broke Chuck Norris' leg in a sparring match...

[JHS_c/o_06']

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris, so Bruce Lee counted to infinity 3 times before his death...

Bruce Lee actually broke Chuck Norris' leg in a sparring match...

liar

[SwtwtrMstngs04]

While looking for some of these chuck norris facts i found some interesting Vin Diesel facts such as:

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead
requests a hand gun and a bucket.

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.