home remedies

[pirate44]

HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pirate44
HOME REMEDIES

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

Yep, I'd have to say that would do it........:D :D

[piratebg]

FINALLY, home remedies that make sense.

[GreenMonster]

How do you stop static electricity in RM's hair??? Shave her bald!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
How do you stop static electricity in RM's hair??? Shave her bald!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

:eek: :eek:

[GreenMonster]

It would solve the immediate problem you know. Besides, you can always get a wig!

[pirate44]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
How do you stop static electricity in RM's hair??? Shave her bald!
ROFL :clap: that's the spirit

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by pirate44
HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
Every one of those made me laugh MAO!!

[sww-bull52]

If you get tired of smashing your thumb, get someone else to hold the nail.

[GreenMonster]

I refuse to hold the nail for even myself.

[Wildcat81]

Originally posted by pirate44
HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.

Kids don't try these at home! these are done by Professionals.