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NewYorkYankee
12-25-2005, 10:45 PM
The 10 YankeeMandments

1.Thou shalt have no other teams other than the Yankees
2.Thou shalt not say the Yankees name in Vain
3.Thou shalt have no other idols other than the Yankees
4.Remember the Pennants,keep them holy
5.Honor Babe Ruth and Derek Jeter that thy success may be long
6.Thou shalt not kill your Yankee spirit EVER
7.Thou shalt not commit RedSoxultery
8.Thou shalt not steal other Yankees merchandise
9.Thou shalt not bear false witness to any Yankee new players
10.Thou shalt not covet thy Yankee neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Yankee wife, nor his Yankee manservant, nor his Yankee maidservant, nor his Yankee ox, nor his Yankee ass, nor anything that is the Yankee.

If your a Yankee fan you have to follow these YankeeMandments.:D

wos fan1
12-25-2005, 10:48 PM
:thinking:

wos fan1
12-25-2005, 10:49 PM
:thinking: :confused:

TheDOCTORdre
12-25-2005, 11:23 PM
sounds like blasphemy to me...but thats just my humble opinion