Reasons to be single (MEN)

[Bubba-Joe]

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of
the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could go home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!"

[rockdale80]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe


I could show my girlfriend where I live.



:eek: :eek: :eek:

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
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I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!



T. M. I.:rolleyes: :D

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!
That's why you buy gray or black briefs. Hanes sells three packs of assorted dark colors. :D :D :D

[Bubba-Joe]

or you can go
CAMANDO :eek: :D :eek:

[S-WtrMustangFan]

Thanks 4 the laugh Bubba !!!!!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
or you can go
CAMANDO :eek: :D :eek:

ewwww!!!

If this refers to the "skid mark" guy, I would hate to see those pants...no matter what shirt was worn with them!

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
or you can go
CAMANDO :eek: :D :eek:

oh man, I just thought the skidmarks was TMI........ :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
ewwww!!!

If this refers to the "skid mark" guy, I would hate to see those pants...no matter what shirt was worn with them! *shudders* :eek: :hairpunk: so gross

[Haunta Yo]

Kinda like a train wreck - You know you shouldn't look, buttttttt

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Haunta Yo
If this guy went to the party with someone - he left single !!!http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/aquilaonline/blogstuff/striptwister.jpg

:eek: :eek: :evillaugh :evillaugh

[gobbler grad]

well, I just wasted a good beer on this one...:foul: :foul:it's all over the screen... that is down right gross...:thinking:

[S-WtrMustangFan]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
:eek: :eek: :evillaugh :evillaugh Looks like them drawers filtered out one to many.

[District303aPastPlayer]

why are there 3 large men and a woman playing twister in their undies? ***...

and no girlfriend from late november til mid february = good way to save money

[Bearkat]

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!"


:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Butkus]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
:eek: :eek: :evillaugh :evillaugh
dang that picture wasnt suppose ta get out. now me im not gonna be a gossip an all so i wont tell ya whos who jus remember im tha lit brother.

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Butkus
dang that picture wasnt suppose ta get out. now me im not gonna be a gossip an all so i wont tell ya whos who jus remember im tha lit brother.

Mommas been warnin ya fer years not ta leave tha house with them dirty draws on. Now look, ya dun wint n embearassed the whole famly agin. Buy tha way, yur wife (my girlfriend) wuz looking mity good n them black pantys n bra.