Santa's Elves Pickup lines

[Bubba-Joe]

No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."

"You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."

"I taught Santa everything he knows."

"Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."

"I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."

"I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."

"I can get you off the Naughty List."

[S-WtrMustangFan]

You know the saying big ears meens big ____.Or was that hands?

[MARLINDOGS]

:clap: :D

[piratebg]

"It's not the size that matters...."

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
"I can get you off the Naughty List."


or i could put you on it ;)

[piratebg]

"You know what they say about a guy with a long beard, right?"