Crazy Women

[Bubba-Joe]

Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny, "How come you aren't married?"

Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet."

George: "So what are you looking for?"

Johnny: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house-keeper, and she's got to know how to handle money, a really nice and pleasant personality is a must -and money, she's got to have money...and a home, a nice big house, is
what she has to have."

George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU."

Johnny: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy."

[rockdale80]

My old boss used to tell me "Marry for money first, because you can always marry for love later." So I asked him which one he did, and he replied, "Well.....I guess neither."









Him and his wife just celebrated their 50 wedding anniversary.

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny, "How come you aren't married?"

Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet."

George: "So what are you looking for?"

Johnny: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house-keeper, and she's got to know how to handle money, a really nice and pleasant personality is a must -and money, she's got to have money...and a home, a nice big house, is
what she has to have."

George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU."

Johnny: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy."

I think he just described Witchy Woman.

[handNthedirt]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old buddy Johnny, "How come you aren't married?"

Johnny: "I haven't found the right woman yet."

George: "So what are you looking for?"

Johnny: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house-keeper, and she's got to know how to handle money, a really nice and pleasant personality is a must -and money, she's got to have money...and a home, a nice big house, is
what she has to have."

George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU."

Johnny: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy."

There goes 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back....thanks Bubba!

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
There goes 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back....thanks Bubba!

it took you 30 seconds to read that?