Ranger MOM and the gals

[Bubba-Joe]

Now I ask you do these ladys sound like any of our gals on the downlow?

Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long."

The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long."

"Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship."

The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"

gotta wonder about that last gal

[GreenMonster]

So, which one was RangerMom, the nympho or the klepto???? Hmmmmmm............

[Bubba-Joe]

The Gossip ???

[S-WtrMustangFan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
So, which one was RangerMom, the nympho or the klepto???? Hmmmmmm............ :eek: :eek: :eek:

[mwynn05]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
So, which one was RangerMom, the nympho or the klepto???? Hmmmmmm............ lol

[MARLINDOGS]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
So, which one was RangerMom, the nympho or the klepto???? Hmmmmmm............

Excuse me??? I have NEVER stolen anything!!!:eek:

[S-WtrMustangFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Excuse me??? I have NEVER stolen anything!!!:eek: Hmmmm :D :D :D :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by S-WtrMustangFan
Hmmmm :D :D :D :D

;) Hehe

[Pmoney]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Excuse me??? I have NEVER stolen anything!!!:eek:
well thats answers the question:D

[I Bleed Red08]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Excuse me??? I have NEVER stolen anything!!!:eek: i think she would be the uncontrollable gossiper

[piratebg]

So who is up for a game of bridge with me and RM? :cool:

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by piratebg
So who is up for a game of bridge with me and RM? :cool:

i get to be the lesbian :D

[piratebg]

I think we will let RM handle the deck.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by piratebg
I think we will let RM handle the deck.

:eek: :eek:

Was the an "in you window?":p

[STANG RED]

I have a confession!
I am a lesbian.
But, I am trapped in a man's body.
There! I feel better now that I have come out of the closet.

[sww-bull52]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Excuse me??? I have NEVER stolen anything!!!:eek:

Not true Mom.... I know for a fact that you have stolen the hearts of several 'Lowers!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LewP]

If I ever start a high school football program, I'm gonna recruit Ranger Mom to become my #1 fan:D

[sww-bull52]

Better yet, Lew she has seen so many different teams play, she could do all your scoutting for you.

[GetRDoneStangs]

Originally posted by sww-bull52
Not true Mom.... I know for a fact that you have stolen the hearts of several 'Lowers!!!!!!!!!!!!


Aww.. so true!:) :D

[S-WtrMustangFan]

Originally posted by I Bleed Red08
i think she would be the uncontrollable gossiper Or the controllable nympho.:thinking: :thinking:

[Ranger Mom]

Yall better be glad I am not a gossip...I have dirt on lots of posters!!:devil: :devil: :D

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yall better be glad I am not a gossip...I have dirt on lots of posters!!:devil: :devil: :D

Lick my thighs.

[GreenMonster]

Hmmmmmm, nothing. I was expecting at least something. A snippy remark or real donkey chewing, but so far nothing. Go figure?????????

[Cameron Crazy]

....lol...

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Hmmmmmm, nothing. I was expecting at least something. A snippy remark or real donkey chewing, but so far nothing. Go figure?????????

Oh no Buster!! Don't think you are getting off THAT easy!! I just didn't happen to be on here when you posted that!!

What happened to our rule..."what goes on in the chat STAYS in the chat"???:foul: :foul: :foul:

[Cameron Crazy]

lol

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom

What happened to our rule..."what goes on in the chat STAYS in the chat"???:foul: :foul: :foul:

OOOOPS, guess that makes me the uncontrollable gossip!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
OOOOPS, guess that makes me the uncontrollable gossip!

Ain't that the truth??

I used to have such a "sqeaky clean" reputation on this board!!:(

[piratebg]

Ranger Mom = Mrs. Robinson:D :D :D
So here's to you Mrs. Ranger Mom!!!!

[GetRDoneStangs]

Originally posted by piratebg
Ranger Mom = Mrs. Robinson:D :D :D
So here's to you Mrs. Ranger Mom!!!!


woah

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Lick my thighs.

:eek: :eek: :eek: this could get interesting :D

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
:eek: :eek: :eek: this could get interesting :D

This has been ongoing for quite a while Lorey. :D I'm pretty much in DEEP DOO-DOO right now :cool:

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
This has been ongoing for quite a while Lorey. :D I'm pretty much in DEEP DOO-DOO right now :cool:

I plan on spending more "downlow" time tomorrow.. I hate not being "on top" of things :)

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
I plan on spending more "downlow" time tomorrow.. I hate not being "on top" of things :)

Go ahead, you won't see anything though. I am going into exile somewhere in Mexico :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
This has been ongoing for quite a while Lorey. :D I'm pretty much in DEEP DOO-DOO right now :cool:

Oh no my friend....DEEP DOO-DOO doesn't even come CLOSE to describing how much trouble you are in.

[Cameron Crazy]

Quit funny

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Cameron Crazy
Quit funny

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

If you only knew!!!:eek: :eek:

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

If you only knew!!!:eek: :eek:

And don't even think about asking me, I already have to go into hiding in Mexico for having brought it back up. :evillaugh

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
And don't even think about asking me, I already have to go into hiding in Mexico for having brought it back up. :evillaugh

If my reputation slides much further down the toilet, I am gonna have to join you in Mexico!:(

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Lick my thighs.
:foul: I almost choked on my coffee! :evillaugh :evillaugh

[lepfan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
I'm pretty much in DEEP DOO-DOO right now :cool:

IN deep doo-doo???? You are so deep into the doo-doo you have BECOME the doo-doo! You are now DooDoo Head formally know as GreenMonster!

(or are you Green doo-doo head Monster) I think I like that name better....I have a visual image of those big green poop flies stuck all over you.:clap: :D

[Butkus]

Originally posted by STANG RED
I have a confession!
I am a lesbian.
But, I am trapped in a man's body.
There! I feel better now that I have come out of the closet.
dang u two startun trouble for everbody agin. I called mamma tu see what ta bring for Christmas and took an eatin for the real an artificial thang an now this. case u dont no mammas readin the downlow now. so I go off a huntin and get a turkey for Christmas dinner come back and find u two stirrin it up agin. bubba dun got monster in trouble with RM and now this statement. oh well bubba ur gonna get it but u no ole suck up brother Red will skate right on by agin. u two stay outta trouble now and ill see ya sat.

to the rest of u downlow folks have a safe and merry CHRISTMAS.