Bubba-Joe
12-19-2005, 03:34 PM
Three guys decided, late one night, to rob a gas station. Taking in baseball bats and knives they entered and demanded money from the station clerk. But they weren't aware of a couple of rather important things:
(1) The clerk was an ex-Israeli.
(2) The clerk was an ex-Israeli Army officer.
(3) The clerk was an ex-Israeli unarmed-combat instructor.
Needless to say they ended up in hospital. For a long time. (No charges were pressed by the gas station owner, and the police decided that there wasn't much point following through.)
(1) The clerk was an ex-Israeli.
(2) The clerk was an ex-Israeli Army officer.
(3) The clerk was an ex-Israeli unarmed-combat instructor.
Needless to say they ended up in hospital. For a long time. (No charges were pressed by the gas station owner, and the police decided that there wasn't much point following through.)