Say it Aint so Ranger Mom

[Bubba-Joe]

Graying Singles Adopt New Dating Mores

By LH Mom
Liberty Hill Tx(AP) - Forgive Ranger Mom if she's a little slow to join in the rounds of speed dating going on around her. Not only has the 55-year-old divorced mother never tried speed dating - she hasn't been out at night except for work events, and High School Football in about a decade.

``I was married for 20 years, and now I'm nervous,'' said Ranger Mom, who preferred to sip a Bud Light at the bar and watch as more than 50 older adults in this central Texas town tried speed dating, where men and women are paired for a few minutes of get-to-know-you chat before switching partners.

Forget boring dinner parties. Older Americans looking for love have taken a cue from young urban singles and are flocking to speed-dating events and online personals sites. Match.com, a popular dating Web site, says registrations among people over 50 have soared 340 percent since 2000. The American Association of Retired Persons now has a dating advice column in its member magazine.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Graying Singles Adopt New Dating Mores

By LH Mom
Liberty Hill Tx(AP) - Forgive Ranger Mom if she's a little slow to join in the rounds of speed dating going on around her. Not only has the 55-year-old divorced mother never tried speed dating - she hasn't been out at night except for work events, and High School Football in about a decade.

``I was married for 20 years, and now I'm nervous,'' said Ranger Mom, who preferred to sip a Bud Light at the bar and watch as more than 50 older adults in this central Texas town tried speed dating, where men and women are paired for a few minutes of get-to-know-you chat before switching partners.

Forget boring dinner parties. Older Americans looking for love have taken a cue from young urban singles and are flocking to speed-dating events and online personals sites. Match.com, a popular dating Web site, says registrations among people over 50 have soared 340 percent since 2000. The American Association of Retired Persons now has a dating advice column in its member magazine.
:eek: :eek: :evillaugh :evillaugh

[zeus63]

Hope I don't get in trouble for this, but I've seen the pics of Ranger Mom and she doens't look to be in her 50's, she's pretty hot.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Graying Singles Adopt New Dating Mores

By LH Mom
Liberty Hill Tx(AP) - Forgive Ranger Mom if she's a little slow to join in the rounds of speed dating going on around her. Not only has the 55-year-old divorced mother never tried speed dating - she hasn't been out at night except for work events, and High School Football in about a decade.

``I was married for 20 years, and now I'm nervous,'' said Ranger Mom, who preferred to sip a Bud Light at the bar and watch as more than 50 older adults in this central Texas town tried speed dating, where men and women are paired for a few minutes of get-to-know-you chat before switching partners.

Forget boring dinner parties. Older Americans looking for love have taken a cue from young urban singles and are flocking to speed-dating events and online personals sites. Match.com, a popular dating Web site, says registrations among people over 50 have soared 340 percent since 2000. The American Association of Retired Persons now has a dating advice column in its member magazine.
Something tells me that RM is going to whup you for this. :D

[Butkus]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Something tells me that RM is going to whup you for this. :D
Heck best I recollect thats whar bubba stang and I met RM prior ta tha downlow. Course ole stang kinda sucked up a little and attended ona those m and g thangs so she remembers him know.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by zeus63
Hope I don't get in trouble for this, but I've seen the pics of Ranger Mom and she doens't look to be in her 50's, she's pretty hot.

Thank You!!!

I still got a few years left before I hit that half century mark!

and Bubba....you need to put the bottle down!

I know you said I looked 25, but just cause you always see 2 of me does NOT make me 50!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[sinton66]

Bubba may be into that sort of thing (whuppings). Proceed with due caution, RM.:D

[Butkus]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Thank You!!!

I still got a few years left before I hit that half century mark!

and Bubba....you need to put the bottle down!

I know you said I looked 25, but just cause you always see 2 of me does NOT make me 50!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
And shes cute when shes angry.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by sinton66
Bubba may be into that sort of thing. Proceed with due caution, RM.:D

That wouldn't surprise me in the least!!

[Bubba-Joe]

Bubba likes to throw caution to the wind

:D :D :D
Age is only a number

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Thank You!!!

I still got a few years left before I hit that half century mark!

and Bubba....you need to put the bottle down!

I know you said I looked 25, but just cause you always see 2 of me does NOT make me 50!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

nice one RM :D

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Thank You!!!

I still got a few years left before I hit that half century mark!

and Bubba....you need to put the bottle down!

I know you said I looked 25, but just cause you always see 2 of me does NOT make me 50!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

now that is funny

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Butkus
Heck best I recollect thats whar bubba stang and I met RM prior ta tha downlow. Course ole stang kinda sucked up a little and attended ona those m and g thangs so she remembers him know.
There ya go agin, tryin to drag me into another brawl, when im just tryin to mind my own business. g thanks Butkus.

[Butkus]

Originally posted by STANG RED
There ya go agin, tryin to drag me into another brawl, when im just tryin to mind my own business. g thanks Butkus.
Heck big bro ya aint never backed down from a fight n ya aint gonna start now. Mamma called said I hada say sry bout ta sucking up thang though.

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Butkus
Heck big bro ya aint never backed down from a fight n ya aint gonna start now. Mamma called said I hada say sry bout ta sucking up thang though.
I figurd she would. i toll on ya. ya no i always been mammas favrite. she said ya better staten up an fly rit.

[spiveyrat]

I'm not sure what to make out of this thread... RM's not single now, is she?

:confused:

[Butkus]

Its a joke nother one of bubba many. RM is married with kids as that thar show says.

[jmcgee]

Bubba you are crazy!!:D :D :clap: :clap:

[Bubba-Joe]

Now Stang and Butkis you both know that ole Bubba is Ranger Mom's favorite of the 3 of us

she mite tell ya differnt just to make ya fell better

But aint no doubt who momma love most

[Butkus]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Now Stang and Butkis you both know that ole Bubba is Ranger Mom's favorite of the 3 of us

she mite tell ya differnt just to make ya fell better

But aint no doubt who momma love most
Nah bubba stang talkin bout our mamma not RM. Hes tellin me hes tha favorite. Me Im not so sur. But ya know ole stang got his picture struck with RM twice and we hadnt.

[Bubba-Joe]

Ranger Mom got plenty of Pictures of Ole Bubba
she just keep em to herself

[Butkus]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Ranger Mom got plenty of Pictures of Ole Bubba
she just keep em to herself
Hey bubba ole butkus dont go tellin all his secrets like that. Ole butkus keeps them thangs to his own self.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Butkus
But ya know ole stang got his picture struck with RM twice and we hadnt.

Actually, it was 4 times....but who's counting?;)

[Butkus]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Actually, it was 4 times....but who's counting?;)
See I told ya hes a suckup.

[STANG RED]

im callin mamma rit now

[Bubba-Joe]

Ole Stang always was an insecure one
remember when mom and dad moved while he was at little leauge practice
and didn't tell him where the rest of the family had gone

[Butkus]

Originally posted by STANG RED
im callin mamma rit now
Anna tattlin tail on top of that. Oh well phone be ringin soon enough far sur.

[Bubba-Joe]

Originally posted by STANG RED
im callin mamma rit now

Tattle Tail
that is why you never got the big drum stick on Sunday at lunch

[Butkus]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Ole Stang always was an insecure one
remember when mom and dad moved while he was at little leauge practice
and didn't tell him where the rest of the family had gone
Darn sur took awhile far him to catch up with us too.

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Ole Stang always was an insecure one
remember when mom and dad moved while he was at little leauge practice
and didn't tell him where the rest of the family had gone
Yep n im still upset bout dat. wuddnt but 32 at tha time. mighty hard on yungun.

[Bubba-Joe]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Yep n im still upset bout dat. wuddnt but 32 at tha time. mighty hard on yungun.

Wouldn't have been so bad but he brought his wife and kids with him when he found us

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Tattle Tail
that is why you never got the big drum stick on Sunday at lunch
yea but momma alwayz let me chew on tha neck bon, and i alwaz got tha pully bone to.

[Bubba-Joe]

Originally posted by STANG RED
yea but momma alwayz let me chew on tha neck bon, and i alwaz got tha pully bone to.

Got news for you Stang

That weren't the neck bone you was chewin on

Momma was being nice and tellin ya that is what is was

Aint sure you really want to know
you kin ask her next Sat at Christmas dinner

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Wouldn't have been so bad but he brought his wife and kids with him when he found us
thems my kid? hell i thawt they wuz your kids.

[Bubba-Joe]

oh yeah I fergot
your wife
my kids

dang no wonder Christmas is so confusin

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
oh yeah I fergot
your wife
my kids

dang no wonder Christmas is so confusin

Ha Ha. Great minds think alike. I could say tha same ta you. Ever wonder why your kidz waz so purdy.

[Ranger Mom]

Yall are having entirely too much fun with this!

[Bubba-Joe]

Well
He started it

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Well
He started it
No actually ole Butkus started it (as usual) then he ran off n hid.
Im callin mamma again.

[Butkus]

Originally posted by STANG RED
No actually ole Butkus started it (as usual) then he ran off n hid.
Im callin mamma again.
Dang it Bubba yur rite ole Stangs the biggest tattle tail ever wus. Oh and by the way those purty kids thar mine.

[Bullaholic]

Bubba Joe....What are you and Stang Red giving Black Magic for Christmas? Are you having him over to Sweetwater for Christmas dinner?

[Bubba-Joe]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Bubba Joe....What are you and Stang Red giving Black Magic for Christmas? Are you having him over to Sweetwater for Christmas dinner?

Stang wanted to send him some letters to his bosses thankn em for lettin him play all day with us on the Downlow

[STANG RED]

BM aint good nuff for mammas cookin. He might get ta fight the dogs fer a scrap er 2 tho.

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Butkus
Dang it Bubba yur rite ole Stangs the biggest tattle tail ever wus. Oh and by the way those purty kids thar mine.
I alwayz wunderd why they wuz borned with no teeth. Now i no, jus like ther daddy.

[spiveyrat]

Is anyone else dizzy? :eyetwitch

[Butkus]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
Is anyone else dizzy? :eyetwitch
Spivey you aint been in our stash have ya.

[GetRDoneStangs]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
Is anyone else dizzy? :eyetwitch


Haha well we should be dizzy we were in the stash! But shh.. they don't know that for shure yet. ;)


Dang, this stuff is great!:smoker:

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by GetRDoneStangs
Haha well we should be dizzy we were in the stash! But shh.. they don't know that for shure yet. ;)


Dang, this stuff is great!:smoker:

Thats cause we mix in alot of wild bremmer cow manure.
Good aint it!?
Jus put it back when yr dun.

[GetRDoneStangs]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Thats cause we mix in alot of wild bremmer cow manure.
Good aint it!?
Jus put it back when yr dun.


Yes I't's great stuff . I'll be shure to put it back when im dun.:)