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WestTXLonghorn
12-13-2005, 11:10 PM
Tuesday, December 13, 2005

(AP) South Bend, Indiana Notre Dame Unveils New Mascot

The University of Notre Dame’s Board of Trustees announced they are changing the school’s legendary mascot. In a prepared statement, Mr. Biolchini, a newly appointed University Trustee read from a prepared statement.

“The NCAA asked us to look into the (mascot) question and we have. After careful study, we determined the term ‘Fighting Irish’ is inflammatory to a specific ethnic group. It has always been our belief that the Irish are a proud and noble race. It was never our intention to make light or demean the Irish people.

After consulting with students, faculty, members of the community, and Pope Benedict XVI, we determined the Cicada is more befitting our University. Just like our football team, the Cicada goes dormant for years before emerging in all its glory. When it does come out, it is loud and obnoxious. The Cicada looks mean and ugly, but it is really quite easy to kill.”

Mr. Biolchini did not take any questions from the stunned pressroom. He could not be reached for comment.

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football4life
12-13-2005, 11:16 PM
nice, quite creative there. Go Catholics! Beat the Buckeyes!