Bubba Joe's Pick up lines you thought I was pickin games

[Bubba-Joe]

From Bubba Joe's past days as the Redneck Ladies man
figured some of the younger folks might need a good line or two
especially my boy 04


• Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

and my best line ever!!!!!!!!!

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

Whatcha Think LH Mom and Ranger Mom
would this lines have worked on you back in the day

how about TODAY????

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

:thinking: :thinking: Have we met before? I'm certain that one was used on me "back in the day". ;)

[Butkus]

Didnt we go to seperate schools together?

[keenoace]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
From Bubba Joe's past days as the Redneck Ladies man
figured some of the younger folks might need a good line or two
especially my boy 04


• Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

and my best line ever!!!!!!!!!

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

Whatcha Think LH Mom and Ranger Mom
would this lines have worked on you back in the day

how about TODAY????

Here's another one:

I USED to be a head coach!!
The ladies love that one!!!

[zeus63]

Originally posted by keenoace
Here's another one:

I USED to be a head coach!!
The ladies love that one!!!

This one kills:

Can I check your tag? Exactly what I thought, made in heaven.

[Bullaholic]

Bubba Joe...This gal says she sure would like to meet you. Said she looks even better from the front.

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/bikergal.jpg

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Bubba Joe...This gal says she sure would like to meet you. Said she looks even better from the front.

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/bikergal.jpg

HEY!!! LEAVE MY MOMMA OUTA THIS! I MEAN IT!!!

Or should I say; Our Mamma?

[Butkus]

Originally posted by STANG RED
HEY!!! LEAVE MY MOMMA OUTA THIS! I MEAN IT!!!

Or should I say; Our Mamma?
Yea what he said.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by zeus63
This one kills:

Can I check your tag? Exactly what I thought, made in heaven.


lol...a night at the roxbury, right?:D

[Bubba-Joe]

A couple of folks on here think this is a good one

" I played for snyder,but would you talk to me anyway"

[Ranger Mom]

I still like this one:

You must be tired cause you have been running through my mind ALL day!:p

[neck_06]

"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because i skinned my knee when i fell for you!!!"

:D :D :D

[zeus63]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
lol...a night at the roxbury, right?:D

Yeah, here's another:

Do you prefer bluberries or strawberries? I need to know what to put on your pancakes in the morning.

[S-WtrMustangFan]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
A couple of folks on here think this is a good one

" I played for snyder,but would you talk to me anyway" Now that's funny :clap: :clap: :clap:

[S-WtrMustangFan]

I may not be Fred Flintstone,But i can make your Bed rock.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by S-WtrMustangFan
I may not be Fred Flintstone,But i can make your Bed rock.

:eek: :eek:

[zeus63]

How bout this one:

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

[S-WtrMustangFan]

I'm an organ donor,need anything ?

[zeus63]

Originally posted by S-WtrMustangFan
I'm an organ donor,need anything ?


LOL!!!

[briefcase]

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see.

[hubbardjack]

my favorite pick-up line is the good ole fashioned...

"Hello..."

or...

"Your just like a bad case of diarreha because you've been running through me all day."

[sww-bull52]

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

[STANG RED]

I'd drink five gallons of your bath water just to get........................
Well, nevermind. Think Id better stop right there.

[sww-bull52]

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from Heaven?"

[GetRDoneStangs]

Alright the only ones I can think of are..

" Can I have your number ? I lost mine"

" Do you know CPR because you take my breath away"


kinda lame ones but all the good one's are already posted

[mustang04]

heres one i just made up...tell me if u like it!!!

im not going to use a pick-up line, only cuz its planned, and i wasnt planning on meeting someone as beautiful as you
:D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by mustang04
heres one i just made up...tell me if u like it!!!

im not going to use a pick-up line, only cuz its planned, and i wasnt planning on meeting someone as beautiful as you
:D

smooth.. as about as smooth as the others:rolleyes: lol

it was a good try though!:D

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
smooth.. as about as smooth as the others:rolleyes: lol

it was a good try though!:D
Your dad must have been an astromoner because you have the stars in you eyes.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Your dad must have been an astromoner because you have the stars in you eyes.

hahahahaha nice try too!

[GetRDoneStangs]

Originally posted by mustang04
heres one i just made up...tell me if u like it!!!

im not going to use a pick-up line, only cuz its planned, and i wasnt planning on meeting someone as beautiful as you
:D


oh.. It's very nice.:)

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
hahahahaha nice try too!
And much nice than the message I had on the chat board when I got back.:p

[CHS_CG]

hahaha i have NO idea what ur talkin about! lol

[GetRDoneStangs]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
hahaha i have NO idea what ur talkin about! lol

haha SHURE

[S-WtrMustangFan]

Have you ever played leap frog naked ?

[bulldogbark]

Hey I used some of the better ones of these today and they really work....Yes sweety I am on my way!!!

http://http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8096/uglyfatwomanpicture0038jh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[hubbardjack]

^^^^^that's just wrong...and very gross...

[S-WtrMustangFan]

Originally posted by bulldogbark
Hey I used some of the better ones of these today and they really work....Yes sweety I am on my way!!!

http://http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8096/uglyfatwomanpicture0038jh.jpg (http://imageshack.us) Those where supposed to be private pics. for just me and the wife to enjoy.How did you get a hold of these.Now i know how Paris Hilton & Tommy & Pam Feel.

[hubbardjack]

hahahahaha

:clap: :D

[GreenMonster]

Honey, do you have any fries to go along with that shake?

Those pants look good on you. Of course, they would look better on my bedroom floor.

[bulldogbark]

I danced with that woman for 3 dances before i realized there was someone dancing with her on the other side:D

[Matthew328]

I actually did a college project on this subject on how women react to bad pick up lines...I went to a bar and approached women with some of my worst....some laughed and walked away....some knew I was playing..a couple said I was too nice looking to use lines like that...which really made my ego swell....

Bad Line #1

Matt: Do you work for UPS?

Unsuspecting lady: no why?

Matt: Because I saw you checking out my package...

Bad Line #2

Matt: Does it smell in here?

Unsuspecting lady: No I don't smell anything..

Matt: It must be you because you are the s***!!

Bad Line #3

Matt: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first...


Hope the ladies like those!

[Whsdogs]

Originally posted by Matthew328
I actually did a college project on this subject on how women react to bad pick up lines...I went to a bar and approached women with some of my worst....some laughed and walked away....some knew I was playing..a couple said I was too nice looking to use lines like that...which really made my ego swell....

Bad Line #1

Matt: Do you work for UPS?

Unsuspecting lady: no why?

Matt: Because I saw you checking out my package...

Bad Line #2

Matt: Does it smell in here?

Unsuspecting lady: No I don't smell anything..

Matt: It must be you because you are the s***!!

Bad Line #3

Matt: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first...


Hope the ladies like those!

hahaha the one about the smell is hilarious...gotta use that sometime to the lady and see how long it takes her to hit me for being so dumb lol:clap:

[Matthew328]

you will definatley get a reaction!!

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Matthew328
you will definatley get a reaction!!
I just want to know if any of them actually worked. :D

[Matthew328]

naaa it was my rugged good looks that worked....LOL

actually one girl told me I didn't need to use that stuff to pick up women...she told me saying hi and introducing yourself usually worked...ever since then I've used that...LOL

[KingRob]

Originally posted by Matthew328
naaa it was my rugged good looks that worked....LOL

actually one girl told me I didn't need to use that stuff to pick up women...she told me saying hi and introducing yourself usually worked...ever since then I've used that...LOL

Leave those poor blind girls alone...:D :cool:

[HighSchool Fan]

Here's some more

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs... what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on Earth tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

[DU_stud04]

hahaha....ive got one


guy: " my magic watch tells me your not wearing any panties."

girl: "haha, your magic watch is wrong"

guy: "damn thing must be 5 minutes fast."


or......

::guy walks over to hot girl and hands her his phone::
guy to girl: "ill call you"

:D