Does Anybody Remember That Funny Post?

[briefcase]

Does anybody remember that post from last year that was so funny about the man who had a wreck when his wife jumped out of a car b/c she thought she saw Jesus returning in the clouds... etc?

If so can somebody post it again or tell me where I can find a copy of that story because I never laughed so much in my life than I did that day reading that post. That had to be the funniest thing I have read in my entire life.

[GS#17]

I did a search for "Jesus" and "wife" and it came right up. :)

I rec'd this in an email this morning..... have not checked if this is just a hoax or not


NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE:

Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture


by Elroy Willis


ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

"She started screaming, `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. "She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene . Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him.

"I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

[wos fan1]

:eek:

[zeus63]

Hmmm....So did she think she was seeing rapture in the biblical sense or the marital sense?

[wos fan1]

:D :clap:

[spiveyrat]

Wow! That set of circumstances is so "out there" it sounds like it was made up! :eek:

[spiveyrat]

It was made up!

http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm

Still imaginitive and funny, though! :D

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by GS#17
the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Well, that certainly explains what really happened to Mollie. :D

[marlin fan]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Well, that certainly explains what really happened to Mollie. :D :eek:

[football4life]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
Wow! That set of circumstances is so "out there" it sounds like it was made up! :eek:

Yea that sequence of events just turned out way too perfect. The arms in the air, the dolls floating up, etc. Pretty good little story though. Had me goin for sure.

[Buccaneer]

I knew I saw it on "SIX FEET UNDER".

[sinton66]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Well, that certainly explains what really happened to Mollie. :D

I've told yall several times what happened to Mollie. B probably won't EVER admit it, but it has to be true.;)

[marlin fan]

Originally posted by sinton66
I've told yall several times what happened to Mollie. B probably won't EVER admit it, but it has to be true.;) And what might that be????