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neck_06
12-13-2005, 01:58 PM
1)What do the Houston Texans have in common with an opossum?
**Both play dead at home and get killed on the road**

2)How do you keep a Houston Texan out of your yard?
**Put up a goal post**

3)What do a reverend and the Houston Texans have in common?
**both can make you stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!!!"


Any more?
wos fan1
12-13-2005, 02:03 PM
:D
WOS92
12-13-2005, 02:05 PM
:D

and

:(
^KYE^HESTAND
12-13-2005, 03:21 PM
Thats funny
Old Tiger
12-13-2005, 04:57 PM
ESPN cracks on them pretty bad
whtfbplaya
12-13-2005, 06:06 PM
That is what I have called Needville for years the opposums
:D
Wildcat81
12-14-2005, 07:42 AM
A man and and woman were in court getting a divorce and they have an 8 year old son, the judge ask the little boy if he would like to live with his dad,the little answered no sir.The judge asked why my dad beats me.The judges says ok do you want to live with your mom?
the little boy replies no sir.The judge ask why? the little boy replies she beats me. Now thw judge is puzzled! The judge asks the little boy who he would like to live with.The lttle replies The Houston Texans.The judges ask why? The little boy replies they don't beat anyone.:D :D :D
neck_06
12-14-2005, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Wildcat81
A man and and woman were in court getting a divorce and they have an 8 year old son, the judge ask the little boy if he would like to live with his dad,the little answered no sir.The judge asked why my dad beats me.The judges says ok do you want to live with your mom?
the little boy replies no sir.The judge ask why? the little boy replies she beats me. Now thw judge is puzzled! The judge asks the little boy who he would like to live with.The lttle replies The Houston Texans.The judges ask why? The little boy replies they don't beat anyone.:D :D :D

LMAO
wos fan1
12-14-2005, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Wildcat81
A man and and woman were in court getting a divorce and they have an 8 year old son, the judge ask the little boy if he would like to live with his dad,the little answered no sir.The judge asked why my dad beats me.The judges says ok do you want to live with your mom?
the little boy replies no sir.The judge ask why? the little boy replies she beats me. Now thw judge is puzzled! The judge asks the little boy who he would like to live with.The lttle replies The Houston Texans.The judges ask why? The little boy replies they don't beat anyone.:D :D :D :D
District303aPastPlayer
12-14-2005, 11:52 AM
:( :(
Wildcat81
12-14-2005, 12:57 PM
What does a ground hog and David Carr have incommon

They both stay on the ground.

sacked 61 for 376 yards)
wos fan1
12-14-2005, 01:00 PM
:hand: Good one. I wish they just had OL.