District303aPastPlayer
11-04-2003, 11:01 AM
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because
of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what his wish is. "I want to be gorgeous" and so God snaps his fingers and it is done.
The second one hears this and says "I want to be
gorgeous too." Another snap of his finger and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while and when God is half way down the line, the last guy starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, the guy is rolling on the floor laughing his arse off.
Finally God reaches this guy and asks him what
his wish will be. The guy calms down and says, "Make'em all ugly again"
This is post #500 to me... all I have to say is that its about time that it has happened. I want to thank everyone on this board for giving me a good place to come and express my ideas. Thanks to Gobbler, Old Green, 66, p4s, Phil, and everyone else who i have become friends with. I look forward to 4500 more posts. Now that I have hit 500... i think i really need to get rolling.
oncoming truck and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because
of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what his wish is. "I want to be gorgeous" and so God snaps his fingers and it is done.
The second one hears this and says "I want to be
gorgeous too." Another snap of his finger and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while and when God is half way down the line, the last guy starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, the guy is rolling on the floor laughing his arse off.
Finally God reaches this guy and asks him what
his wish will be. The guy calms down and says, "Make'em all ugly again"
This is post #500 to me... all I have to say is that its about time that it has happened. I want to thank everyone on this board for giving me a good place to come and express my ideas. Thanks to Gobbler, Old Green, 66, p4s, Phil, and everyone else who i have become friends with. I look forward to 4500 more posts. Now that I have hit 500... i think i really need to get rolling.