While we are hating on men

[injuredinmelee]

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each
course will
accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course
include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with
hamper
(Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR
DISHWASHER
BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning
the house
upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE
LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE
TIME
Individual counselors available

[WitchyWoman]

ROFLOL those were good injured!:)

[WitchyWoman]

I'm definately NOT a man hater though, I really like guys in general... sometimes they are easier to get along with than girls.

[spiveyrat]

I've got the ice cube tray thing covered. We bought a refrigerator with an automatic ice maker. Haven't had to fill an ice tray in 7-8 years! :nerd:

[whtfbplaya]

lol

[Wildcat81]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
I've got the ice cube tray thing covered. We bought a refrigerator with an automatic ice maker. Haven't had to fill an ice tray in 7-8 years! :nerd:

now I like that one.:clap:

[piratebg]

Are we allowed to bring our wives to this? My wife also needs some instruction, or remedial training, in a few of these categories.

[bulldogbark]

I going to have to wait until they have the Toilet seat training 101.

nothing beats the sound of the wife going to the bathroom without turning on the lights then hearing the scream.:D :D :D :D