Holiday Tree???

[spiveyrat]

Let's just go ahead and outlaw Christianity! :rolleyes:

Notice the White House gets a Christmas tree and the Capitol gets a "holiday tree".

http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=25&sid=632916

[Adidas410s]

for Bush's last christmas he should get a Texas mesquite tree...that would sure irk the powers that be!

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
for Bush's last christmas he should get a Texas mesquite tree...that would sure irk the powers that be!

with big Armadillo ornaments on it :D

[LH OffseasonVet]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
for Bush's last christmas he should get a Texas mesquite tree...that would sure irk the powers that be!

And arrange for a cedar tree (that would be a juniper to all you yankee's) for the capitol, I sure would hope a few particular Senators have bad allergies.

[zeus63]

Ya'll will love this. In the Odessa mall, right in the center court there now stands (at just under 8 feet tall) a 4000 pound stone tablet with the 10 commandments chiseled on it. IT IS AWESOME!!! I'm just glad somebody finally had the guts to do something like that. Make me feel good to walk in and see that standing there. AND YES FOLKS IT IS A PERMENANT FIXTURE!!! Tried to get a picture of it on here but couldn't find one on the website. If you care to try and look for it the link is www.oaonline.com

[JasperDog94]

How about this one:

Happy Holidays, from Jesus!!!

[Ranger Mom]

That reminds me of a cartoon I was sent last CHRISTMAS!!!

http://www.cagle.com/news/Christmas2004/images/nease2.gif

[I Bleed Red08]

ha ha thats funny but its probally going to be like that in a couple years

[LH OffseasonVet]

Don't be suprised to hear this on the radio:

The Bleep Song

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Bleep Bleep being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Bleep on his way
He's bringing lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeer really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Bleep to you

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Bleep to you

[LH OffseasonVet]

Or how 'bout this classic:

Blue Bleep

I'll have a blue Bleep
without you;
I'll be so blue thinking about you.
Decorations of red
on a green Bleep tree
Won't mean a thing if
you're not here with me


I'll have a blue Bleep, that's certain;
And when that blue heartache starts hurting,
You'll be doing all right
with your Bleep of white,
but I'll have a blue, blue Bleep.