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HighSchool Fan
11-22-2005, 02:46 PM
Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

injuredinmelee
11-22-2005, 02:48 PM
I dont know if that or Lorena Bobbit would be worse.

CenTexSports
11-22-2005, 02:51 PM
This gives a new definition to the term "stinger"!

wos fan1
11-22-2005, 02:52 PM
:eek: :eek: :crazy:

GreenMonster
11-22-2005, 03:10 PM
I bet that's one case of blue bells he hopes to never have again.

Bullaholic
11-22-2005, 03:15 PM
ROFL, HSF....Poor guy. I bet if he ever gets in trouble again, all they will have to do is "show" him the taser and he will "jump" through the window of the police car and put the handcuffs on himself.

Astrosdawg07
11-22-2005, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
ROFL, HSF....Poor guy. I bet if he ever gets in trouble again, all they will have to do is "show" him the taser and he will "jump" through the window of the police car and put the handcuffs on himself.

I know I would.

HillBoy
11-22-2005, 04:34 PM
Talk about a bad day.

District303aPastPlayer
11-22-2005, 05:45 PM
that sucks

Rabbit'93
11-22-2005, 05:53 PM
"Hey man, nice shot"

piratebg
11-22-2005, 08:42 PM
My only question is did the officers turn the taser off right away and rush to this guys aid? Or did they leave it on for a while once they realized where they guy was being tased? Knowing me, I probably would have laughed , taken a picture on my cell phone, emailed to all my friends, and then shut it off and offered him a bag of ice.

CHS_CG
11-22-2005, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
Knowing me, I probably would have laughed , taken a picture on my cell phone, emailed to all my friends, and then shut it off and offered him a bag of ice.



wow, men take note, dont piss this guy off. He sounds like he might get even at a M&G lol

garageoffice
11-22-2005, 11:21 PM
Goodness gracious, great balls o' fire!

CHS_CG
11-23-2005, 05:07 AM
Originally posted by garageoffice
great balls o' fire!

great balls ON fire lol

piratebg
11-23-2005, 05:18 AM
Does anyone else smell roasted nuts?

LH Panther Mom
11-23-2005, 06:10 AM
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that when one guy experiences this type of pain, all guys across the world instinctively feel it as well? :D ;)

jmcgee
11-23-2005, 06:14 AM
Poor guy.It hurts mine just thinkin about it.

jmcgee
11-23-2005, 06:15 AM
I love jesus

piratebg
11-23-2005, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that when one guy experiences this type of pain, all guys across the world instinctively feel it as well? :D ;)


That is very true. Every man has at one point taken a shot to the............let me think.........I know this is a family board.............crotch area of the body. It is definitely the most unbearable pain a man could ever feel. Just the thought is enough to make any guy cringe.

3afan
11-23-2005, 08:08 AM
wow, could i tell a story about such an experience ... all I'll say is it was repaired surgically !!!! :cool: