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HighSchool Fan
11-22-2005, 08:03 AM
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill. He couldn't figure it out, so he asked his buxom blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.

The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
SINTON81
11-22-2005, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill. He couldn't figure it out, so he asked his buxom blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.

The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

LOL:clap::clap:
BlueBlood
11-22-2005, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill. He couldn't figure it out, so he asked his buxom blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.

The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

I know her. She worked for me a couple of years ago.
LH Panther Mom
11-22-2005, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by BlueBlood
I know her. She worked for me a couple of years ago. :clap: :clap: :D
WitchyWoman
11-22-2005, 09:36 AM
Hmmmmm
zeus63
11-22-2005, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by BlueBlood
I know her. She worked for me a couple of years ago.

Is that a confession? Just Kidding.

LOL!!!:D :D
spiveyrat
11-22-2005, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by BlueBlood
I know her. She worked for me a couple of years ago.

Did she have nice earrings? :D
Astrosdawg07
11-22-2005, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill. He couldn't figure it out, so he asked his buxom blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.

The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

:devil: :nerd:
GreenMonster
11-22-2005, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill. He couldn't figure it out, so he asked his buxom blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.

The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

I didn't realize that RM worked at the golf course.
Adidas410s
11-22-2005, 04:29 PM
Injured...you need to get a job at this golf shop!!!
AP Panther Fan
11-22-2005, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
I didn't realize that RM worked at the golf course.


....you're gonna be in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!:eek: :D
Ranger Mom
11-22-2005, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
I didn't realize that RM worked at the golf course.

Ohhhh....you just wait!!! :mad: :mad:

Oh yeah....I HATE golf!!