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BTEXDAD
11-21-2005, 01:23 PM
When the large herds of buffalo roamed the plains, they often waited for the weaker and slower ones to catch up.
However if white hunters, mountain lions or indians came upon the herd, the easiest ones for them to kill were the weaker, slower ones. The benefit to the herd was that then they were able to move about faster and more efficiently since they didn't have to wait on the slow ones.
In the same way, although it's been proven that alcohol can kill human brain cells, this is actually beneficial. By killing your slower brain cells, the remainder of your brain will operate faster and more efficiently. At least that's how I see it.

Gobbla2001
11-21-2005, 01:28 PM
I always forget where that came from...

I agree with it, I'm soooo much smarter now, thank you Shiner Bock!!!

crashanddash79
11-21-2005, 01:31 PM
CHEERS! Thank you Cliff Claven for adding a purpose to my drinking.

BTEXDAD
11-21-2005, 01:32 PM
correct. I'm sorry I didn't give Cliff his due credit. One of the great philosophers of our time.

zeus63
11-21-2005, 01:50 PM
HA!!! Thanks for the ammo. I'm going to use that one on the wife when she starts in on me about beer.

handNthedirt
11-21-2005, 01:55 PM
...and if 1 - 2 beer(s) is good for cholestorlol, a case of beer has to do wonders, right?

zeus63
11-21-2005, 02:02 PM
Yes, more is better.

HillBoy
11-21-2005, 02:10 PM
Well if this is true then I my brain should be running smoothly after this weekend.