you know what...

[handNthedirt]

I have a kid in class and his last name is Wood....he is very smart, but lazy, and if there's one thing I can't stand, it's lazy Wood!!!!

[shankbear]

energetic wood, excited wood, tiger wood(s), buff the wood

[handNthedirt]

he's also a linebacker on one of our sub-varsity teams...he sure is a hard hitting Wood....and man, that Wood really flies around!

[handNthedirt]

...he also gets a little testy sometimes, and I'll tell him...."Wood, straighten up!"

[Necked]

Hmmm....did he by chance ever get chucked by a woodchuck? :thinking:

[handNthedirt]

neck....you're sick, man.

[GreenMonster]

coaches choosing sides for relays:

Handnthedirt : "I got Wood."

[handNthedirt]

absolutely, only we have before and after school workouts. I know when he's at his best, and ..."I got morning Wood."

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
absolutely, only we have before and after school workouts. I know when he's at his best, and ..."I got morning Wood."

Great thinking, get Wood before he's climaxed.

[shankbear]

don't say that he can outrun everybody and that they can't catch a...........oh, I almost said it.

[handNthedirt]

Originally posted by shankbear
don't say that he can outrun everybody and that they can't catch a...........oh, I almost said it.

Again, Wood played LB for me. He's not going to outrun anyone. Wood gets winded pretty quick, but he'll give you all he's got....Wood's got heart.

[shankbear]

But what about termites and......woodpeckers???

[Necked]

..he said "peckers".....:D

[shankbear]

birds with fast moving heads that smash their beaks into trees, searching for insects. No potty talk on this fine establishment.