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HighSchool Fan
11-04-2005, 05:09 PM
Harlow was fixing a door & he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
Carl replied "That's silver, & it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, & Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied "No, but I will for the teapot."
jakarta101
11-04-2005, 05:11 PM
ha ha thats funny
99IHSMustang
11-04-2005, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
Harlow was fixing a door & he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
Carl replied "That's silver, & it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy, & Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied "No, but I will for the teapot."

Your a potty mouth.... but that was still funny :D
gobbler grad
11-04-2005, 05:17 PM
:D :D :D ...good one...
AP Panther Fan
11-04-2005, 05:23 PM
:eek::nerd: :D
FootballChik98
11-04-2005, 05:29 PM
That's funny!:clap:
GreenMonster
11-04-2005, 06:05 PM
As far as the teapot goes, I personally think ol' Carl was stickin' it to her.
District303aPastPlayer
11-04-2005, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
As far as the teapot goes, I personally think ol' Carl was stickin' it to her.

well, seems like he wanted to ;)