Old Cardinal
10-26-2005, 10:14 AM
An old fellow was taken to a city Hospital for the first time with bad tummy problems. He awoke and realized he had soiled the bed in a big way. Embarassed and not knowing he could push a button for help; he wrapped the sheet and its contents up and opened the window from 5 stories up and pitched the sheet and contents out.
Well a drunk was walking down the street and gets plastered by the falling objects!
The Security Guard at the hospital door who had observed the whole thing runs out to the drunk(trying to keep from laughing) and ask "Are you all right?"
The drunk gets up an exclaims "I don't know, but I think I just beat the crap out of a GHOST!"
Well a drunk was walking down the street and gets plastered by the falling objects!
The Security Guard at the hospital door who had observed the whole thing runs out to the drunk(trying to keep from laughing) and ask "Are you all right?"
The drunk gets up an exclaims "I don't know, but I think I just beat the crap out of a GHOST!"