If I won the 340 million dollar powerball lotto I would.......

[Paratrooper]

Please finish.......lol

[big daddy russ]

Buy a 500-pound ball of cheese, a few hundred gallons of Rotel, the Santitas factory and the Spoetzel brewery for a night.

[kepdawg]

"Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight."

[piratebg]

I would run naked through the streets screaming "DON'T YA WISH YOUR HUSBAND WAS RICH LIKE ME!!! DON'T YA WISH YOU WON THE LOTTERY LIKE ME!!! DON'T YA!!!

[HighSchool Fan]

the first thing i'd do is give this place as much money as they needed. $$$$$$$$$$$$$ (http://www.windsorhills.org/camp_ministry.htm)

[Stretch04]

Quit my job in the most imaginative way possible and become a Mexican citizen.

[piratebg]

I would go fill up my car.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
Buy a 500-pound ball of cheese, a few hundred gallons of Rotel, the Santitas factory and the Spoetzel brewery for a night.

Dang Russ, I didn't know you were a giant Hispanic mouse with a drinking problem. :D

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
Buy a 500-pound ball of cheese, a few hundred gallons of Rotel, the Santitas factory and the Spoetzel brewery for a night.

I'd try and outbid you for Spoetzel...

Hell, I'd just buy the place and let you use it a coupla times...

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
I'd try and outbid you for Spoetzel...

Hell, I'd just buy the place and let you use it a coupla times...
I'd go in halves with you as long as we installed a few more bathrooms.

[Paratrooper]

I would graciously donate to my own fund of choice. That fund is called Spenditallonme. This is a great fund, and if you would also like to donate to this worthy cause it surely would be appreciated. :D

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
I'd go in halves with you as long as we installed a few more bathrooms.

The bathrooms were perfect this year... had separate areas for men and women... the men's area had like a mile long urinal haha...

[Adidas410s]

donate to the Save the Forrest Foundation...did I ever mention my name is Forrest? :D

[NateDawg39]

i would start my own high school football team and pay off the refs to help me win a state ring!!!

[NateDawg39]

or i could waste it on cheese like those other guys:p

[CHS_CG]

I would put about 500,000 up for Tay-ter tot, 500,000 for my mom, 500,000 for my dad, 250,000 for my grandma, 250,000 for my best friend and her family and then 100,000 and buy out the dl and kick some of you no good people off :D (i could do that :p ) then the rest for me

[jakarta101]

I would piss and moan about the taxes that come out of it....then buy a house a nice car and a mail order wife!!! ;)

[spiveyrat]

I've got my tix!!! :)

[Paratrooper]

Originally posted by NateDawg39
i would start my own high school football team and pay off the refs to help me win a state ring!!!

Oh then your purchasing WOS.........KIDDING......KIDDING!!!!......LOL

[RMAC]

I'd pay somebody to invent my own beer. It would be called: THE WORLD'S GREATEST BEER!!!

[injuredinmelee]

Start my own network. Buy the rights to The Man Show and put it back on the air with new episodes airing nightly. Show college and High school football in between Bonanza episodes all day long. Of course this would require buying out the UIL and gettign rid of their asnine no friday televised games.

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
Start my own network. Buy the rights to The Man Show and put it back on the air with new episodes airing nightly. Show college and High school football in between Bonanza episodes all day long. Of course this would require buying out the UIL and gettign rid of their asnine no friday televised games.

That's a great idea. Late night run Girls Gone Wild. No, not the infomercials, the real Mc Coy. Better yet, ditch Bonanza and run the Girls Gone Wild there too. :D

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
That's a great idea. Late night run Girls Gone Wild. No, not the infomercials, the real Mc Coy. Better yet, ditch Bonanza and run the Girls Gone Wild there too. :D

Ditch Bonanza?? Communist!!!

[SINTON81]

Give it all to Albert Pulols if he promised not to play against the Astos tonight.:D :D

[pancho villa]

Trade my 44 year old wife in on 2 22 year olds, with big computers.

[Old Tiger]

Buy Mexico and start a college football team.

[tap_tx_sinton]

Sleep Sleep Sleep for a week.

Build a indoor football stadium.

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
Ditch Bonanza?? Communist!!!

Who would want to spend all day lookin at Hoss and Little Joe when you could be watching the Coors Light twins with their twins out?? If that's a communist thought then by golly just call me Stalin!! :thumbsup:

[turbostud]

I would buy my hometowns high school a very cool bowl stadium like Sweetwater and Angelo State have.

[AggieJohn]

buy whatever pro franchise i could buy and change the name to the "johns"

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
buy whatever pro franchise i could buy and change the name to the "johns"
I bet they would get "crapped on" each and every week.

[FbCoachB40]

I would buy an Island and name it "Procrastai". Where everything is put off to the last minute, and nothing gets done.

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
I bet they would get "crapped on" each and every week. that was my next joke....:)

[AJ_2005]

buy back my privlige to post on the rgvsports forum...they banned me..for no reason

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by AJ_2005
buy back my privlige to post on the rgvsports forum...they banned me..for no reason

Raise your hand if you believe for no reason. :nerd:

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Paratrooper
Please finish.......lol Fayettenam huh? I was stationed at Bragg from 97 to 99 in the 35th Sig Bde (327th sig bn) :clap:

[spiveyrat]

...move back to Texas! :)

[ro_tex_solja]

i would buy the spurs and trade to get shaq

[maroonpirate04]

Build me a big manson here in Sinton and in Corpus Christi by the water, a new Pirate Stadium for SHS state of the art the kind now most schools are starting to build. If the town wants to name it after me I'll say no keep the original name :D And get Mariah Carey sing the national anthem

[Paratrooper]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
Fayettenam huh? I was stationed at Bragg from 97 to 99 in the 35th Sig Bde (327th sig bn) :clap:

Well, we were certainly out here at the same time. I have been serving now in the 82nd Airborne Div for over 10 plus years. 1992-93 and then 1995-2005. I am just coming off a jump right now, course T.O.T., was a hollywood day jump so it's all good. We don't get too many of those.

[Hawk Fan Izzy]

It wouldn't be called Zapata High School anymore :)

[BlueBlood]

Quit.

[JasperDog94]

Pay off the moderators to change my title to "Lord of the Down Low".

[BMOC]

Buy World Series tickets.....hear they are going for $2000 for standing room only.

Heck, I'd buy the World Series.

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by maroonpirate04
Build me a big manson here in Sinton and in Corpus Christi by the water, a new Pirate Stadium for SHS state of the art the kind now most schools are starting to build. If the town wants to name it after me I'll say no keep the original name :D And get Mariah Carey sing the national anthem...
...naked.

[Bull's-eye]

Buy my family and friends Astros World Series tickets!!

[District303aPastPlayer]

Season Mavericks and Cubs tickets :)
Season tickets to the Sinton games in their new indoor multimillion dollar training complex that i built... and lots of oil stock :_

[handNthedirt]

I'd send KTJ to a good school...poor bastage.

[cdlvj]

Originally posted by Stretch04
Quit my job in the most imaginative way possible and become a Mexican citizen.

The Mexican citizen sounds tempting.
But probably start an home owners insurance company, where every client pays a certain percentage of the value of their home. No deductibles, and everything is covered, flood, storm, fire, wind, theft.

[Mustangpride09]

..... pay snyder for reinnovations on their piece of crap stadium!

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! NO MORE RABESE VACCINATIONS OR TETANUS SHOTS!!!!!