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BrahmaDAD70
10-15-2005, 11:29 PM
The Perfect Woman

If you meet all these requirements consider yourself the perfect woman.

1) Loves All football (High School, College, Pro)
2) Enjoys to fish. (must bait own hook)
3) Roots for hometown baseball team as they fight to win the pennant.
4) Loves sportsbars and chicken wings.
5) Attends all you can eat buffets.
6) Driving across border to enjoy casino gaming.
7) Spends Weds night playing Texas Hold Em
8) Must be able to talk trash (SMACK) when hometown
team is playing local rival.
If I left something out add it in…………….
Cameronbystander
10-16-2005, 08:22 AM
I'd replace:

Enjoys fishing with Great Cook

Loves sporstbars with Loves going behind closed doors with husband!!!!
Ranger Mom
10-16-2005, 08:26 AM
WOW!!

I am as about as far from the perfect woman as you can get!!:eek:

Only #1 applies to me!
AP Panther Fan
10-16-2005, 09:26 AM
Hmmm....I think only 1,2,3 and 5 apply to me. Oh well, who wants to be perfect anyway?:D
Bandera YaYa
10-16-2005, 10:14 AM
Ha....men and their da@@ list about what they think a perfect woman is..and it's ALWAYS related to what THEY like to do .......too bad for us gals, they usually dont have a clue what will make us their perfect woman.......
:rolleyes: :D
BrahmaDAD70
10-16-2005, 10:15 AM
I left out the sex part this is a "family" site.

:kiss:
Bandera YaYa
10-16-2005, 10:18 AM
....ok, ok....here's my contribution to the list...They know when their man is through with one beer and replaces it with a cold one.......
Do I have that right???
:rolleyes: :D
Bandera YaYa
10-16-2005, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by BrahmaDAD70
I left out the sex part this is a "family" site.

:kiss: Ha....wasn't talking about the sex part....but now that you mentioned it! :D
BrahmaDAD70
10-16-2005, 10:25 AM
I thought I was being PC when I left out the cooking
and the cleaning. Not that that makes the perfect woman.
Bandera YaYa
10-16-2005, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by BrahmaDAD70
I thought I was being PC when I left out the cooking
and the cleaning. Not that that makes the perfect woman. HA.......yeah I just bet you don't...... :p
BrahmaDAD70
10-16-2005, 11:01 AM
did I mention a job with a 6 figure salary that would be nice.
gibby
10-16-2005, 11:10 AM
How about.
Plays golf in metal spikes.
Smokes a cigar every once in a while.
Mows the yard for the heck of it.
Never says "Go ask Dad".
Smells like a rose.
Backs you up, even when you're wrong.
Watches NASCAR.
Bandera YaYa
10-16-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by gibby
How about.
Plays golf in metal spikes.
Smokes a cigar every once in a while.
Mows the yard for the heck of it.
Never says "Go ask Dad".
Smells like a rose.
Backs you up, even when you're wrong.
Watches NASCAR. IS that for the perfect woman or man???? :thinking:
LogieJoeBean001
10-16-2005, 12:20 PM
Let's see...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 8 apply to me. I'll replace #6 with loves to go hunting...and add one more...loves to go camping...oh and one more....horseback/trailriding.
LogieJoeBean001
10-16-2005, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Cameronbystander
I'd replace:

Enjoys fishing with Great Cook



How about this for the perfect man.
BrahmaDAD70
10-16-2005, 01:06 PM
Oh I forgot she must have all her teeth and a boat w/motor
RMAC
10-16-2005, 01:16 PM
Well, I'm not sure about all of yall, but any girl that I can share a spit cup with gets BIG points in my book. HA!!!
Bandera YaYa
10-16-2005, 01:27 PM
Ha.....ya'll are sooooooooooo funny!!! :rolleyes: :p :D
LogieJoeBean001
10-16-2005, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by BrahmaDAD70
Oh I forgot she must have all her teeth and a boat w/motor

Just having all her teeth counts as half then, righ? I would've had a boat and motor but my Mom sold my Dad's boat. He was gonna give it to me. I do love to go fishing...just don't seem to have the time anymore with two teenagers in the house...and no, no man. Do my own "honeydo's" myself.
Ranger Mom
10-16-2005, 02:13 PM
I am not a good "idle" person.....too much waiting on those darn fish to bite to find any enjoyment in it for me!
BrahmaDAD70
10-16-2005, 02:54 PM
Didnt you know it aint bout catching the fish it about all that time away from the youngins.. LOL
LH Panther Mom
10-16-2005, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by BrahmaDAD70
Didnt you know it aint bout catching the fish it about all that time away from the youngins.. LOL

Exactly! That's why the youngins go fishing with him. :D
Leopards,class of 75
10-16-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
WOW!!

I am as about as far from the perfect woman as you can get!!:eek:

Only #1 applies to me! LOL!!!!
gibby
10-16-2005, 07:13 PM
Being on this board and adding inteligent insite makes all of us (men) say, Dem be my kinda gals.
FootballChik98
10-16-2005, 09:28 PM
Most of those are things I enjoy, except I don't know how to play Texas Hold Em. :( I like fishing a lot, but my fiance actually thinks it's boring! But we have the football and NASCAR in common, so I think we'll be ok. :D
BrahmaDAD70
10-18-2005, 08:54 PM
Add this one..

Gives me good love after hometown team blows 2 run lead
with 2 outs and 2 strikes in the ninth inning of NLCS.

:mad: :mad:
jakarta101
10-18-2005, 09:09 PM
The perfect women would be just like my mom except a good cook!!! :)
AJ_2005
10-19-2005, 03:28 PM
and comes with a automatic beer dispensor
BrahmaDAD70
10-19-2005, 04:54 PM
the perfect woman...

Three letters

One word.....


M O M



:cheerl:
handNthedirt
10-19-2005, 06:27 PM
Women that tip Sonic carhops in Cuero!!!:inlove: