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pirate44
10-13-2005, 10:58 AM
Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat and desperate, because he
had

an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up
toward

heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking space
I

will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up
tequila"





Miraculously, a parking space appeared!





Pedro looked up again and said "Never mind, I found one".
44INAROW
10-13-2005, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by pirate44



Pedro looked up again and said "Never mind, I found one".

Gotta love Pedro :) :)
AP Panther Fan
10-13-2005, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
Pedro looked up again and said "Never mind, I found one".


LOL :D
GreenMonster
10-13-2005, 11:10 AM
I thought this would've been funnier.
pirate44
10-13-2005, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
I thought this would've been funnier.
sorry. i thought it was hilareous.
spiveyrat
10-13-2005, 12:59 PM
Thanks for the warning. It was waaay better than the baby joke in the "offensive" thread. :D
SintonFan
10-13-2005, 02:34 PM
That was funny.:D
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Love the sig spivey...;)
Old Cardinal
10-14-2005, 04:12 AM
Great! Humor hits home so many times...I guess we all have been guilty of " If all else fails-I guess I will pray!", through certain times in our lives.
pirate44
10-14-2005, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
I thought this would've been funnier.
wife just told me she didnt think it was funny either:doh:
Ranger Mom
10-14-2005, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
wife just told me she didnt think it was funny either:doh:

I got a chuckle out of it!!:D
LogieJoeBean001
10-14-2005, 08:57 AM
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Bullaholic
10-14-2005, 09:35 AM
There is another version of this joke that also points up our ingratitude, 44':

There was a lady who took her young son to the beach to play in the sand near the water's edge. Suddenly, a large wave struck the beach, engulfed the boy and took him out to sea in a strong undertow. The desperate, terrified mother was running up and down the beach frantically searching and shouting---"My baby! My baby! Someone help me!" Finally, she turned to prayer and prayed--"Dear Lord, if you return my son to me I promise that he and I will attend church each Sunday for the rest of our lives." Suddenly, another huge wave washed in to the beach and deposited the young boy safely. The excited mother rushed to his side, scooped him up, hugged him while exclaiming---"My baby, my baby,---thank you, Lord, thank you!" A few minutes later the lady thought---looked skyward---and said, "By the way---He had a hat."
SintonFan
10-14-2005, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
"By the way---He had a hat."
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Haha! I know a couple of ladies like that.:D
pirate44
10-14-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
There is another version of this joke that also points up our ingratitude, 44':

There was a lady who took her young son to the beach to play in the sand near the water's edge. Suddenly, a large wave struck the beach, engulfed the boy and took him out to sea in a strong undertow. The desperate, terrified mother was running up and down the beach frantically searching and shouting---"My baby! My baby! Someone help me!" Finally, she turned to prayer and prayed--"Dear Lord, if you return my son to me I promise that he and I will attend church each Sunday for the rest of our lives." Suddenly, another huge wave washed in to the beach and deposited the young boy safely. The excited mother rushed to his side, scooped him up, hugged him while exclaiming---"My baby, my baby,---thank you, Lord, thank you!" A few minutes later the lady thought---looked skyward---and said, "By the way---He had a hat."

LOL:clap: