Things ya'll never hear Bubba Joe say

[Bubba-Joe]

You'll never hear a Bubba Joe say ....


You can't feed that to the dog.

I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

Trim the fat off that steak.

My daughter, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

Duct tape won't fix that.

I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin'.

[spiveyrat]

...or "Pass the Grey Poupon"? :D

[Black_Magic]

In the music store... " excuse me ma'am . Wheres your Gangsta Rap section?"

" Screw the Super Bowl Quail Killer. Were watchin the ballet!"

" I cant eat that Honey. Its got tiremarks on it!"

" I tell you what Quail Killer. If we could get more gays and lawyers to move here , texas would be a helluva state"

"give me five, homey"

[Bubba-Joe]

you aint so bad Blackie sounds like you been to a Dove hunt or two in your life

of course these niceites will only be around for the next 2 days

then Blackie it is ON

[Black_Magic]

There is good news for all rednecks out there. the state of West Virginia declares that when geting a divorce you can still be considered Brother and Sister like before getting married.:thumbsup:

[lostaussie]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
You'll never hear a Bubba Joe say ....


You can't feed that to the dog.

I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

Trim the fat off that steak.

My daughter, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

Duct tape won't fix that.

I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin'.

[lostaussie]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
You'll never hear a Bubba Joe say ....


Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin'. hmmmmmmm......

[Bubba-Joe]

hey lost don't try to read too much into a post like that
it aint one of them moral issues
just a joke
I aint a Alcoholic
and Bubba don't drink and drive
that is why us REDNECKs have our younguns drivin by the time they are 6 years old

[lostaussie]

oh i wasn't reading to much into it. i think i was agr................. well never mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bubba-Joe]

OH you be one of the oilcan beer drinkers from downunder
what is the name of that cold beer they serve in the outback?????

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
OH you be one of the oilcan beer drinkers from downunder
what is the name of that cold beer they serve in the outback?????

It's called Foster's, Bubba....BIG cans, ummm good, mate.

[Black_Magic]

In Jail after getting nailed for having a few and driving--- " You dropped the soap, Spike. I'll get it.":kiss: :eek: :kiss: