Bubba-Joe
10-06-2005, 08:34 AM
Bubba Joe and 3 of his friends go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:
Quailkiller: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."
Ranger Moms Husband: "That's nothing, I had to promise my Ranger Mom that I
will build her a new deck for the pool."
Black Magic: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that Bubba Joe has
not said a word.
So they asked him.Bubba" You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
(Wait for it)
Bubba Joe: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?"
and
she said "Wear sun block."
conversation took place:
Quailkiller: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."
Ranger Moms Husband: "That's nothing, I had to promise my Ranger Mom that I
will build her a new deck for the pool."
Black Magic: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that Bubba Joe has
not said a word.
So they asked him.Bubba" You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
(Wait for it)
Bubba Joe: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?"
and
she said "Wear sun block."