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spiveyrat
09-16-2005, 07:43 AM
PARIS, France -

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French authorities after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap, all of which have been unheard of by the French for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never before seen in France, including a backbone and two testicles.

handNthedirt
09-16-2005, 07:46 AM
good stuff, good stuff!

pirate44
09-16-2005, 07:51 AM
ROFLMPWBO:clap:
im not sure though, but if they found two testicles, one had to have been Sheryl's. didnt he have one removed?

neck_06
09-16-2005, 07:51 AM
LMAO

spiveyrat
09-16-2005, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
ROFLMPWBO:clap:
im not sure though, but if they found two testicles, one had to have been Sheryl's. didnt he have one removed?

Now that you say that, it sounds familiar. Hey, I'm just the messenger. :D

Da Mules
09-16-2005, 07:54 AM
excellent. Ya'll go out and have some Victory Toast this morning, OK? :D

eagle.eyes
09-16-2005, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
ROFLMPWBO:clap:
im not sure though, but if they found two testicles, one had to have been Sheryl's. didnt he have one removed?

Dont care who u r, dats funny right dare!

MARLINDOGS
09-16-2005, 09:38 AM
Now thats crazy.:clap: :clap:

NHSRattler60
09-16-2005, 09:41 AM
yea....he had testicular cancer

catdad
09-16-2005, 11:52 AM
I also heard that France had raised its terror threat level from Run to Hide.

gobbler grad
09-16-2005, 11:58 AM
ROFLMAO...:D :clap: :D :clap:


what will them French think of next...
:doh:

injuredinmelee
09-16-2005, 12:00 PM
I was starting to get poed when i started reading it and then I almost wet myself. I literally spit iced tea all over my keyboard and monitor. So thanks now I have to go explain that to the supply nazi upstairs!!! Screw it im going to blame this ont eh French for being such easy targets.

NateDawg39
09-16-2005, 12:01 PM
This is good stuff:D