Bubba Joes' Guide to Downlowers and thier drinks

[Bubba-Joe]

Ranger Mom = she got a thing for them SALTY DOGS
salty the rim
add 2-3oz vodka ice fill the rest with grapefruit juice

Black Magic = 2 oz vodka 1oz Blackberry Sambuca

Bubba Joe = (aka Midnight Cowboy) = 2 oz Jim Beam 1oz dark rum half oz Heavy Cream

LH_ Panther Mom = BERMUDA ROSE

- 2 oz Gin
- 1 oz Apricot Brandy
- 1 tsp Grenadine

and Last Reggie for you and Doc Dre

Red Headed Mexican
- 1 1/4 oz Jose Cuervo Clasico
- 4 oz Lemon lime soda
(Sprite or 7up)
- Splash of cranberry juice
Combine tequila and lemon-lime soda in a rocks glass with ice. Add splash of cranberry juice. Garnish with lemon or orange peel.

[District303aPastPlayer]

District303aPastPlayer = Alpha Gamma Rho's Pink Panty Droppers :)

Half a part of Pink Lemonade
Quarter Part of Sprint
Quarter part of Smirnoff Vodka
Ice

Place in blender...blend into a smooth slush drink and enjoy :)

[Bubba-Joe]

Gotta love them AGR PPD

been a long time since ole Bubba was on a panty raid at SWTSU

[spiveyrat]

AJ - Grape Nehi :D

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Ranger Mom = she got a thing for them SALTY DOGS
salty the rim
add 2-3oz vodka ice fill the rest with grapefruit juice

Black Magic = 2 oz vodka 1oz Blackberry Sambuca

Bubba Joe = (aka Midnight Cowboy) = 2 oz Jim Beam 1oz dark rum half oz Heavy Cream

LH_ Panther Mom = BERMUDA ROSE

- 2 oz Gin
- 1 oz Apricot Brandy
- 1 tsp Grenadine

and Last Reggie for you and Doc Dre

Red Headed Mexican
- 1 1/4 oz Jose Cuervo Clasico
- 4 oz Lemon lime soda
(Sprite or 7up)
- Splash of cranberry juice
Combine tequila and lemon-lime soda in a rocks glass with ice. Add splash of cranberry juice. Garnish with lemon or orange peel.

NICE BUBBA!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

but i think that for me would be Jim Beam straight from the bottle

and black magic would be a bacardi twisted apple:)

[mustang04]

but ill still try that red-headed mexican,...see how it goes:D

[Bubba-Joe]

La Seniorita is Mas Fina.
no mas uno por Noches

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
La Seniorita is Mas Fina.
no mas uno por Noches

mi chorizo es muy grande
no comprendes? en me es donde

yeah..i just busted out a spanish flow haha:D

[Bubba-Joe]

Bueno mijo
how goes the littl kid team?

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Bueno mijo
how goes the littl kid team?
little kid team?????

[Bubba-Joe]

thought you was suite out kids last friday for youth leauge football

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
thought you was suite out kids last friday for youth leauge football

haha..then u mean TEAMS hahaha, im not a coach..im the ASST. YOUTH SPORTS DIRECTOR....so i got to suit out 900+ kids:doh: :D

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by mustang04
mi chorizo es muy grande
no comprendes? en me es donde

yeah..i just busted out a spanish flow haha:D

does that mean what I think it means??? :eek: :eek:
is chorizo sausage?

[CHS_CG]

What about my drink??

[Bubba-Joe]

think he ment
piqueto

[District303aPastPlayer]

yes Lorey, but when you say it like that... be worried

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
think he ment
piqueto LMFAO :)

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
think he ment
piqueto

i said mi chorizo bubba...not 'su':D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
does that mean what I think it means??? :eek: :eek:
is chorizo sausage?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:eek: :eek: :eek:

ROFLMCuloO!!!!!!

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
yes Lorey, but when you say it like that... be worried I hope I am not on any closed circuit camera.. I am laughing so hard right now - and I am all alone - must look pretty weird :)

[mustang04]

yes...

i meant what i said...every word haha

[Bubba-Joe]

Mijo
never talk about the size of your uh
well you know
Makes folks from that other town feel bad

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
does that mean what I think it means??? :eek: :eek:
is chorizo sausage?

Don't know much Spanish 44IAR, but I think "chorizo" is a small, spicy sausage about 2in. long.

[District303aPastPlayer]

those who oft speak of it, are compensating for their lack of it.

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Mijo
never talk about the size of your uh
well you know
Makes folks from that other town feel bad

:D :clap:

welllll....i usually live by the rule "let ur actions speak for u"

but since the DL is alot of guys...i wont be participating in any actions involving my uhhhhh chorizo:D :rolleyes:

[mustang04]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
those who oft speak of it, are compensating for their lack of it.

no....just ppl like u tell urself that to feel more comfortable w/ ur own:devil:

[District303aPastPlayer]

this thread just went bad...

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by mustang04
no....just ppl like u tell urself that to feel more comfortable w/ ur own:devil:

i can get your her name... she never complained....

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by mustang04
mi chorizo es muy grande
no comprendes? en me es donde

yeah..i just busted out a spanish flow haha:D :eek: :eek: :o :thinking: ;)

[mustang04]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
this thread just went bad...

hahaha yeah it did, ill fix it, since i screwed it up

i think Bubba, u are a Baileys irish cream with cofee in the morning when ur campin in cold weather kinda guy

and when ur feeling saucy, u bust out the salt, tequilla, and lime and party-hardy-marty

but u usually stick with the beer, liquor is for occasion

and Talena.....u dont need to be drinking

[mustang04]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
i can get your her name... she never complained....

its hard to complain when ur laughing ur head off....

[Bubba-Joe]

Most days it is brown bottles and alumin cans
but tequila makes her clothes fall off
so you gotta keep some Jose in the Casa

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Don't know much Spanish 44IAR, but I think "chorizo" is a small, spicy sausage about 2in. long.

:clap: :clap: That literally made me snort! :D

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Most days it is brown bottles and alumin cans
but tequila makes her clothes fall off
so you gotta keep some Jose in the Casa

si si

but in college...keepin a jose in the casa...can lead to somethin in the oven.....get my drift:D

[Bubba-Joe]

no need for you to keep Jose then mijo
Bubba aint ready to be Abuelo
Tio

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Don't know much Spanish 44IAR, but I think "chorizo" is a small, spicy sausage about 2in. long.

i guess thats the size of the chorizos in bridgeport....:rolleyes:

but i a lil further west towards mexico, they get larger, and are pre-wrapped

[Bubba-Joe]

EYe
MI DIO

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by mustang04
i guess thats the size of the chorizos in bridgeport....:rolleyes:

but i a lil further west towards mexico, they get larger, and are pre-wrapped

:doh: :doh: :doh:

[mustang04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:doh: :doh: :doh:


hahaha:D

[fury900]

Prairie Fire

2 oz Tequila
2 oz Tabasco :D

[mustang04]

Originally posted by fury900
Prairie Fire

2 oz Tequila
2 oz Tabasco :D

do u even like having a butt-hole?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by mustang04
do u even like having a butt-hole?

Okay......that was funniest thing I have read today so far!!!!:clap: :clap:

[BHKrystal06]

Wow, this thread is HORRIBLE! lol...I'm supposed to be listening to the counselor and I keep laughing every 5 seconds..people are staring..lol

[Gobbla2001]

Gobbla2001:

Shiner Bock

Any other micro-brew/import that is good...

[Adidas410s]

mine is easy...

i can go back and forth all night between

Miller Lite

and

Grey Goose and Tonic...2 limes...make it as strong as you want! :D

Though for your connoisseur of vodka, I highly recommend trying out Ciroc. It's distilled from frozen grapes and doesn't quite have the burn of a normal vodka.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
mine is easy...

Grey Goose and Tonic...2 limes...make it as strong as you want! :D

.

Oh yes, Grey Goose :) my daddy used to call Vodka and Lime Juice a BULLFROG :D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by mustang04


and Talena.....u dont need to be drinking


since when does that stop me. Give me tequill shots, bloody mary's and this past weekend i have found out i kinda like the taste of corona's. but as my best friend says "Talena only drinks things that burn all the way down!":inlove:

[mustang04]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
since when does that stop me. Give me tequill shots, bloody mary's and this past weekend i have found out i kinda like the taste of corona's. but as my best friend says "Talena only drinks things that burn all the way down!":inlove:

well then try that butt-hole burner that guy recommended earlier w/ tobbasco sauce

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by mustang04
well then try that butt-hole burner that guy recommended earlier w/ tobbasco sauce


i really dont think i could stop laughin long enough to down that lol

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by mustang04
well then try that butt-hole burner that guy recommended earlier w/ tobbasco sauce

Prairie Fire.....I watched my brother drink about 10 or so of them one night. :eek: :eek: Along with the 8 or 10 Coors Lights, it was not a smart move on his part. :doh:

[mustang04]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Prairie Fire.....I watched my brother drink about 10 or so of them one night. :eek: :eek: Along with the 8 or 10 Coors Lights, it was not a smart move on his part. :doh:

so tell me...does he have to use a dialysis now????