mental competency police

[AggieJohn]

me, sintonfan, 44, gobbla, and chs_cg are now the official DL competency police....we have seen some violations here on the DL as of late and it is our duty to report....


Originally posted by EAGLETOWN
Just a little thread to see just how many folks out there are really WOS haters deep down inside.

Don't be afraid now.

It's OK to be a WOS hater.

VIOLATION : use of the word hater

NEXT EXAMPLE:

Originally posted in Signature by chaingang
Stang Pride

BARBERS HILL SIZZUKS
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/tythib/Flying_WOS.gif

VIOLATION: Sizzuks, it's not the dictionary, i've checked,here (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sizzuks)


Originally posted by EAGLETOWN
How many people miss spell on here.

VIOLATION: okay, i will just leave this one alone and say one word....irony


Originally posted by chaingang
Someones drunk on that haterade!!!
VIOLATION: Went to the quick stop up the road here real quick, "haterade" doesn't exist....there was this...
http://www.packagingdigest.com/articles/200408/images/gatorade.gif


Originally posted by chaingang
Your momma is so horrible her name is Barbers Hill. hahahahahah

I kill myself:clap: :p

Originally posted by chaingang
Your momma's nose is so ugly she looks like an eagle!

LMAO!:clap:

Originally posted by chaingang
Your momma so old she's over the HILL. get it? get it?:clap:

Originally posted by chaingang
Your momma's face is so hairy she needs a BARBER!

:clap: :clap: :clap:
VIOLATION: we have multiple violations here...
1. Yo Mama jokes went out about the same time as boyz to men
2. If you do want to make a yo mama joke, then make it make sense
3. These four were back to back, that's considered Spam




REPORT VIOLATIONS OF COMPETENCY AND TOGETHER you and i CAN MAKE THIS A MORE INTELLIGENT DOWNLOW

[LH Panther Mom]

You have got to be kidding me.

[Pmoney]

thats hilarious AJ

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by sealystarter20
Colby Hollis is the best punter in district so do hate

VIOLATION :
1. if your going to come on too the downlow, don't make your first few posts annoying by saying someone is better than someone
2. if you do result to trying to say that your player is better than someone, make sure you spell check what you write

i.e. "so do hate"
:doh:

[turbostud]

QUOTE]Originally posted by sealystarter20
Colby Hollis is the best punter in district so do hate [/QUOTE]


Does this post from another thread qualify?

[Pmoney]

yes it does lol

[AggieJohn]

you report, we decide

[CHS_CG]

How did I get roped into this?? I spot a lot of these everyday, but I am the nice one, I just write warning tickets lol

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
How did I get roped into this?? I spot a lot of these everyday, but I am the nice one, I just right warning tickets lol
you mean write, haha.....just kidding, your always so nice, they just bat their eyes and you fall for em'

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
you mean write, haha.....just kidding, your always so nice, they just bat their eyes and you fall for em'


nah im not that nice, i just dont feel like reportin tickets, i get lazy! lol

[SwtwtrMstngs04]

is this thread irony in itself i mean is it really important. like it means something

[Da Mules]

REPORT VIOLATIONS OF COMPETENCY AND TOGETHER ME AND YOU CAN MAKE THIS A MORE INTELLIGENT DOWNLOW

Correction: "Together you and I can make....

Sadly, I must report this example of an incorrect usage of a pronoun by AggieJohn.

VIOLATION...hoist by his own petard

Please conduct yourself promptly back to English 101. ;) :D preferably at a college that has an English department :D :D

[turbostud]

Originally posted by Da Mules
Correction: "Together you and I can make....

Incorrect usage of pronoun by AggieJohn

VIOLATION...hoist by his own petard

LOL. Classic.:D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
VIOLATION :
1. if your going to come on too the downlow, don't make your first few posts annoying by saying someone is better than someone


Let us not overlook this one....

[Bandera YaYa]

...as I said, I rest my case............ :rolleyes:

[rockdale80]

your is not a conjuntion for you are

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by rockdale80
your is not a conjuntion for you are
it is in the hick-tionary

[chs_#75]

Originally posted by AggieJohn

REPORT VIOLATIONS OF COMPETENCY AND TOGETHER ME AND YOU CAN MAKE THIS A MORE INTELLIGENT DOWNLOW [/B]

VIOLATION: if you are going to insult someone else's competence, please make sure that your own grammer is correct....

i.e. "AND TOGEHTER ME AND YOU CAN MAKE...."

(it should be: you and I)

[Bandera YaYa]

Originally posted by chs_#75
VIOLATION: if you are going to insult someone else's competence, please make sure that your own grammer is correct....

i.e. "AND TOGEHTER ME AND YOU CAN MAKE...."

(it should be: you and I) Good thing he's not going to be a teacher, huh??? :D :D

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Good thing he's not going to be a teacher, huh??? :D :D
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hey i'm going to be a math, science and social studies teacher, back up off of me....:D

[chs_#75]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
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hey i'm going to be a math, science and social studies teacher, back up off of me....:D

that's just scary

[GreenMonster]

Give me a friggin break here, AJ complaining about someone else being a spammer. Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black?? AJ is the biggest spammer on this board. I want to report AJ to the mental competency police for having bothered to waste my time with another useless thread.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
me, sintonfan, 44, gobbla, and chs_cg are now the official DL competency police....we have seen some violations here on the DL as of late and it is our duty to report....

REPORT VIOLATIONS OF COMPETENCY AND TOGETHER you and i CAN MAKE THIS A MORE INTELLIGENT DOWNLOW
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Umm... my frequent use of "periods" excuses me from any possible precinct involving an enforcement division pertaining to adequacy, aptitude, aptness, bent, brains, caliber, capability, cleverness, compass, competence, competency, efficiency, facility, faculty, forte, genius, gift, inclination, intelligence, knack, might, power, qualification, readiness, skill, stature, strength and/or talent.
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I have to admit it took balls to ehh(emotional disparaging remark:p) "tease" so many people here on the low. For that you should probably be promoted to the rank of Captain and oversee the whole police force yourself.:D :D :D
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BTW it was kinda funny. I'm just not sure you realize what you've got yourself into:D

[lepfan]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
honestly i don't have too much too nitpick, it should be 'honestly I don't have to much time to nit pick'

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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BTW it was kinda funny. I'm just not sure you realize what you've got yourself into:D
yeah i'm noticing that.....i think i might asked to have this closed so i can get out from under it

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Give me a friggin break here, AJ complaining about someone else being a spammer. Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black?? AJ is the biggest spammer on this board. I want to report AJ to the mental competency police for having bothered to waste my time with another useless thread. if you think it's a useless thread, don't read it, this board lights up with high school football stuff 2 out of the 7 days of the week, my job is too bring you entertainment the other 5 days

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
yeah i'm noticing that.....i think i might asked to have this closed so i can get out from under it
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LOL:D
The idea is to get along. lol

[lepfan]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
yeah i'm noticing that.....i think i might asked to have this closed so i can get out from under it
c'mon AJ...it is no fun if we can't poke fun at ya... ;)

[Owen B]

The funniest thing about this thread is that more than half of the corrections contain errors themselves, and one is simply incorrect.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
...my job is too bring you entertainment the other 5 days

Then you should be fired for not doing your job!!

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*:p Sorry John, I just couldn't help myself!!:D

[Da Mules]

How many of you "correctors" spent about 5 minutes reviewing your own posts for errors before you submitted them... I sure did! :inlove:

[chs_#75]

Originally posted by Da Mules
How many of you "correctors" spent about 5 minutes reviewing your own posts for errors before you submitted them... I sure did! :inlove:

lol 5 mins plus a couple of edits to the post... hehe

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by chs_#75
lol 5 mins plus a couple of edits to the post... hehe
i never edit my posts.......ever!

[Da Mules]

um, well it shows, AJ! :D

[crabman]

VIOLATION: if you are going to insult someone else's competence, please make sure that your own grammer is correct....

I believe it is GRAMMAR. We are not talking about the star of Frasier, Kelsey Grammer. We are talking about parts of speech. GRAMMAR.

[AggieJohn]

so awesome, i love this thread, everyone tries to one up each other and they get one uped themselves

[crabman]

so awesome, i love this thread, everyone tries to one up each other and they get one uped themselves

I believe to follow the rules of GRAMMAR that there should be two p's in one-upped and possibly hyphenated. Not sure about the hyphen.

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by crabman
I believe to follow the rules of GRAMMAR that there should be two p's in one-upped and possibly hyphenated. Not sure about the hyphen. ok now that i've made a complete arse of myself, i get a pass card on that one

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
ok now that i've made a complete arse of myself, i get a pass card on that one
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Only if you've made a pass on yourself do you complete your card.
Umm i don know what it means but it does have some weight...:D
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you seem to be getting along now. :)

[garageoffice]

After reading this thread I think I'm OK with the idea of the mental competency police. I'd just like to see your credentials, or at least a list of your qualifications before I acknowledge your authority! Where's our proof of your mental competency? In fact, by what standard will you judge?

[LogieJoeBean001]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
me, sintonfan, 44, gobbla, and chs_cg are now the official DL competency police....we have seen some violations here on the DL as of late and it is our duty to report....


VIOLATION: Sizzuks, it's not the dictionary, i've checked,here (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sizzuks)



REPORT VIOLATIONS OF COMPETENCY AND TOGETHER you and i CAN MAKE THIS A MORE INTELLIGENT DOWNLOW

I would like to file a report in YOUR quote....it's not the dictionary...no it is most certainly not the dictionary. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

[LogieJoeBean001]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
VIOLATION :

2. if you do result to trying to say that your player is better than someone, make sure you spell check what you write

:doh:

I'm finding plenty of VIOLATIONS right here in this thread. Uh...think this should have been if you do "resort" to...

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Da Mules
How many of you "correctors" spent about 5 minutes reviewing your own posts for errors before you submitted them... I sure did! :inlove:

I know I am trying to be more careful :D :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
i never edit my posts.......ever!

Did anybody, but me, notice anything about the post I quoted above??

It had been edited!!:rolleyes:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Did anybody, but me, notice anything about the post I quoted above??

It had been edited!!:rolleyes:


:nerd: That was kinda obvious momma!:nerd: