pirate4state
09-08-2005, 11:36 AM
Top Ten Ways to Make the U.S. Open More Exciting
10. Losing player forced to eat can of balls
9. Every time a player grunts, they receive a 300-volt electric shock
8. Lose a set, lose a finger
7. Make new surface molten hot lava
6. Every day, Pat Robertson gets to kill one player
5. Raise the price of a tuna wrap from 12 dollars to thirteen-fifty
4. One in every ten balls explodes on contact
3. Ferocious wolverine trapped in the net, slowly working its way free
2. Eliminate coverage of matches, just keep camera on Maria Sharapova
1. Extra points awarded if you nail a ball boy in the nuts
:evillaugh :evillaugh http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gif
10. Losing player forced to eat can of balls
9. Every time a player grunts, they receive a 300-volt electric shock
8. Lose a set, lose a finger
7. Make new surface molten hot lava
6. Every day, Pat Robertson gets to kill one player
5. Raise the price of a tuna wrap from 12 dollars to thirteen-fifty
4. One in every ten balls explodes on contact
3. Ferocious wolverine trapped in the net, slowly working its way free
2. Eliminate coverage of matches, just keep camera on Maria Sharapova
1. Extra points awarded if you nail a ball boy in the nuts
:evillaugh :evillaugh http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gif