UPanIN
09-01-2005, 04:29 PM
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town named Cottonwood. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do"?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead". Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too".
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks, "if you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do"?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead". Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too".