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Billy Boy
02-20-2003, 12:11 AM
Will trade wife for 5 star rating.

Has good job.

Good cook.

And is house broke.
sinton66
02-20-2003, 08:05 AM
One thing's for sure , Billy Boy. you better hope she doesn't read 3ADownlow! :D
turbostud
02-20-2003, 08:53 AM
I already have a wife and one is enough!
HotDawg89
02-20-2003, 05:03 PM
Actually, I enjoy giving out homemade gifts...I have 3 that are free to a good home. My oldest is a pre-teen- She costs me the most- so I'd be willing to discuss a trade . . .
turbostud
02-20-2003, 05:20 PM
HotDawg89, I have a 2 1/2 month old that loves to make me get up at 2am for no good reason at all, puke down my back, and belch and pass gas loudly in front of company. Before I put her on the trading block I must warn you she is very beautiful and it would take a mega trade in order to get the deal done. wink
HotDawg89
02-20-2003, 05:33 PM
Hey stud- call it a trade! The down side to this is the fact that yours will eventually grow up to become an obnoxious pre-teen just like mine Then I guess you could have her back. . .now that sounds a little more promising the more I think about it! wink

<small>[ February 20, 2003, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: HotDawg89 ]</small>
turbostud
02-20-2003, 05:42 PM
That sounds like the Herschel Walker trade to me. :D