You know your Redneck if...

[LeonJr]

does anybody have any good ones?

[neck_06]

your nipple has ever been bitten off by a beaver

[LH Panther Mom]

You might be a Redneck if your wife's hair gets destroyed by a ceiling fan.

[neck_06]

you have to drive further to your mailbox than some folks do to get to work

[neck_06]

your front porch collapses and 4 dogs get killed

[neck_06]

you go to a family reunion looking for a date

child's first words were "attention K-mart shoppers"

[neck_06]

http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml


there are some good ones here

[neck_06]

http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/redneckjokes.htm

this one has more options

[Old Green]

If you have a can holder on your lawnmower,

[Bubba-Joe]

HEY
Bubba Joe is gettin a little more than annoyed at some folks on here
I mean how would you feel if I came on here bashin your kin folks
You don't hear me talkin about all the metrosexuals
or
beat up on those folks who are fashion challenged
or makin fun of the folks with weight problems.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

Where are you Dirt Road when I need ya???

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
HEY
Bubba Joe is gettin a little more than annoyed at some folks on here
I mean how would you feel if I came on here bashin your kin folks
You don't hear me talkin about all the metrosexuals
or
beat up on those folks who are fashion challenged
or makin fun of the folks with weight problems.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

Where are you Dirt Road when I need ya???

I come from a long line of rednecks. :p Sadly, Jeff Foxworthy has a five-minute story that describes some of my relatives to a t. :eek:

[CHS_CG]

you might be a redneck if....

they yell "hoedown" at the dance and ur girlfriend hits the floor.


the tires on your truck cost more than your truck.

you ever rode a floor buffer for a shot of tequila

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
I come from a long line of rednecks. :p Sadly, Jeff Foxworthy has a five-minute story that describes some of my relatives to a t. :eek:

speaking of Jeff Foxworthy.. Nick at Night is showing rerun of his 2 different sitcomes on Saturday nights - from midnight to 2 Am

[BlueBlood]

You can spell out Merry Christmas with old appliances in your front yard.

[LeonJr]

That's good right there...I tell you what!

[lepfan]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
You might be a Redneck if your wife's hair gets destroyed by a ceiling fan.

Watch it there...you are getting to close to chat stories! ;)

[lepfan]

Originally posted by Old Green
If you have a can holder on your lawnmower,

Ummm, mine had one built in when I bought it. :eek:

[dawgmom]

Redneck is when you attach a beer coozie to your four wheeler so you can have a can holder!!!

[NHSBulldog75]

...You have a go-cart (or 4-wheeler) track runing through your front yard!

...you clean out your garage and find out that you didn't sell your motorcycle after all!

[District303aPastPlayer]

if you work without a shirt....








and your husband does too... you might be a redneck :)

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
if you work without a shirt....



you might be a redneck :)

I hope Crabman reads this one :D :D :D :D :D

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
I hope Crabman reads this one :D :D :D :D :D

you gotta include both halves

[gobblerfan02]

You might be a redneck if.....

You put your own number on the back of your cell phone!:D

I know someone who actually did this!

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by gobblerfan02
You might be a redneck if.....

You put your own number on the back of your cell phone!:D

I know someone who actually did this!

you might be a redneck if you take the time to program your own cell number into your cell phone. (me cause I can't ever remember it) you might be a redneck if you own a palm pilot but still choose to write yourself messages on your palm