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CHS_CG
08-23-2005, 09:08 AM
Anybody got any good jokes or just wanna go chat let me know. I am sittin in the front all morning so its really borin up here!
CenTexSports
08-23-2005, 09:17 AM
Heard on Paul Harvey yesterday (from a divorce hearing):

A woman told her husband that she wanted a birthday present that could go fro 0 to 200 in nothing flat. She said she didn't care about the color or how shiny it was but it had to go fro 0 to 200 quick. On her birthday she got a beautifully wrapped gift and when she openned it she got......................









a bathroom scale!
shellman54
08-23-2005, 09:17 AM
I feel ya, stuck in my office, with no work to do.
Phil C
08-23-2005, 09:23 AM
One high school football player once said to another one "I am so depressed because when I asked my girl friend if she would be faithful she said she would be faithful to the end."
"What's wrong with that?" asked his friend.
"I'm the Quarterback!"

:(

:D
CHS_CG
08-23-2005, 09:31 AM
I have a joke but i dont think i'd be allowed to post it lol:D
BullFrog Dad
08-23-2005, 09:33 AM
Three men are in a bar arguing about who has the best memory. First man says "I remember when I started walking, I was ten months and my parents were so proud of me." Second man says "That's pretty good but I remember saying my first words at six months and my parents were so proud of me." Third man says "Well you both have good memories but I remember going with my Dad to the Senior Prom and riding home with my Mom."
shellman54
08-23-2005, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
I have a joke but i dont think i'd be allowed to post it lol:D

keep it clean!!

(you can pm it to me.......:D )
KingRob
08-23-2005, 09:43 AM
What do you call a smart Blonde?

Answer: A golden Retriever
CHS_CG
08-23-2005, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by shellman54
keep it clean!!

(you can pm it to me.......:D )

Check ur PM's lol
pirate4state
08-23-2005, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
Check ur PM's lol :eek:
Old Tiger
08-23-2005, 09:54 AM
go to the chat room!
CHS_CG
08-23-2005, 10:17 AM
great, they are spray painting a panel in our office. now it stinks!:mad:
shellman54
08-23-2005, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
great, they are spray painting a panel in our office. now it stinks!:mad:

feeling woozy yet?