pirate44
08-12-2005, 04:15 PM
Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know,
I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I
think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some
classes."
Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean
of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math,
English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weedeater, I think that
you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I
think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically
you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find
out all of that because I have a weedeater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand
and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his
classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know,
I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I
think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some
classes."
Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean
of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math,
English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weedeater, I think that
you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I
think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically
you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find
out all of that because I have a weedeater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand
and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his
classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer."