What happens when you pass out?

[turbostud]

Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks

POSTED: 3:39 pm EDT August 5, 2005
UPDATED: 10:42 am EDT August 6, 2005

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a Brentwood man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.

[District303aPastPlayer]

thats just freakin hilarious

[Old Tiger]

Sucks to be that guy

[turbostud]

Here is a link to the article for any nonbelievers. The one I posted before was emailed to me.

Exeter New Letter (http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/exeter/08052005/news/56331.htm)

[CHS_CG]

you should see the story about passing out that lorey and rita sent to me lol

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
you should see the story about passing out that lorey and rita sent to me lol :D :D LMAO!!! These guys would fall out of their chairs!! :eek: :eek: I know I couldn't stop laughing...I had tears streaming down my face. :evillaugh

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:D :D LMAO!!! These guys would fall out of their chairs!! :eek: :eek: I know I couldn't stop laughing...I had tears streaming down my face. :evillaugh

which one was it? I am having a brain lapse today :doh:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
which one was it? I am having a brain lapse today :doh:


you know which one we are talkin about!

[turbostud]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:D :D LMAO!!! These guys would fall out of their chairs!! :eek: :eek: I know I couldn't stop laughing...I had tears streaming down my face. :evillaugh

So post it, if you can. :)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
which one was it? I am having a brain lapse today :doh: :evillaugh ... think supermarket :clap:

[MARLINDOGS]

Wow that had to hurt.:clap: :clap:

[gobbler grad]

don't need friends like that...:eek: :eek: :eek:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by turbostud
So post it, if you can. :)

BUZZING UNDIES MAKE SHOPPER FAINT

A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure.

The kinky 33 year old housewife was wearing a pair of battery-operated 'Passion Panties' bought from a sex shop, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid, 'The Sun'.

But she got so stimulated by the 6 cm vibrating bullet in the panties that she lost consciousness.

She fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket in Swansea Wales.

When papamedics arrived, they found her black imitiation leather knickers still buzzing.

They took them off before an ambulance took her to the hospital. [I'm sure in the line of duty ]

The woman whose idenity has been kept private, suffered no long-lasting ill-effects..

And as she left the hospital, a paramedic gave her back the Pasion Pants in a plastic bag.

A spokesman for the Asda Supermarket chain told The Sun, " We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already."

http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gif Can you imagine?? :D :D :D

[CHS_CG]

http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gifhttp://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gifhttp://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gifhttp://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gif

I almost fell outta my chair when you sent it to me

[44INAROW]

:D :D :D in case anyone thinks that is "made up" I have the copy of the newspaper article........... I wonder if she was in the cucumber or zuchnni section? :eek: :eek:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
[BI wonder if she was in the cucumber or zuchnni section? :eek: :eek: [/B]


STOP IT you are killin me!

[gobbler grad]

well I just spit food everywhere...:D :D ...that is hilarious :p

[turbostud]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
STOP IT you are killin me!

Banana section?

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by turbostud
Banana section?

I have a great reply but I better stop.. probably threading on very thin ice :eek: :eek: :devil: :devil: :D :D :D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
I have a great reply but I better stop.. probably threading on very thin ice :eek: :eek: :devil: :devil: :D :D :D


haha say it i know for a fact p4s asked b4 she posted it you are probably ok

[sicem74]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
STOP IT you are killin me!
ooooook i think ur goin too far?:confused:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by sicem74
ooooook i think ur goin too far?:confused:


lol i dont believe i asked you lol

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
STOP IT you are killin me! thats what she said!! :D :D :D :p

[sicem74]

Originally posted by pirate4state
thats what she said!! :D :D :D :p
ya!

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by pirate4state
thats what she said!! :D :D :D :p


that is nasty!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
that is nasty! thats what the EMTs said!!! :D :D :D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by pirate4state
thats what the EMTs said!!! :D :D :D


hahahaha hush!

[gobbler grad]

:crazy: :crazy:

[gobbler84]

ROFLMAO

[Bandera YaYa]

Ok, ya'll need to cut it out...geezzz....can't believe ya'll are talking like that on here....lordy.....besides, we all know she was shopping in the meat market, not the produce isle............Hey buy me one of those hard salami's, will ya???? :rolleyes: :p :kiss:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Ok, ya'll need to cut it out...geezzz....can't believe ya'll are talking like that on here....lordy.....besides, we all know she was shopping in the meat market, not the produce isle............Hey buy me one of those hard salami's, will ya???? :rolleyes: :p :kiss:


:doh: :doh: that was soo uncalled for!:doh: :doh: :kiss:

[GreenMonster]

man, we just put people's hand in warm water, makes 'em pee on themselves lol